Sunday, May 17, 2009

Did Michael Oliver Ponce Have a Sex Change?

Someone sent me this picture and claimed that the girl on the right is Michael Oliver Ponce after having a sex change operation. It appears as though Ponce either threw up on his breasts or has a bunch on bruises on them - I don't know what happened. Can anyone else confirm that Ponce did, in fact, have an operation to change into a woman?

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Michael Oliver Ponce Was Great in C.H.U.D.!!!

One of Michael Oliver Ponce's first big roles was in the 1984 horror movie, C.H.U.D. In that movie, Ponce played a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller (C.H.U.D.), i.e., a monster that lives in the sewer and comes above ground periodically to attack humans. Perhaps the casting director chose Ponce because of his stinky balls and ass and figured that Ponce would be perfect as a sewer monster?

Ponce played his role with no makeup whatsoever and received generally positive reviews. Here is a picture of Ponce from C.H.U.D.:

Monday, May 4, 2009

Did Homeless Men Give Michael Oliver a "Baby Bird"?

I read a story about Michael Oliver Ponce that was written on the wall of a bathroom stall at a rest stop last week. As the story goes, Ponce was in the alley behind a McDonald's last week when he was accosted by two horny and homeless men. These homeless men were apparently raging homosexuals who were turned on by the rank smell of Ponce's stinky balls and ass.

The homeless men were supposedly named Rufus and Mitch. Rufus and Mitch pulled a train with Ponce and then Mitch pulled out and shot his load into Rufus's mouth. Rufus then gave Ponce a "baby bird"! For those of you who don't know, a "baby bird" is a sex move that involves someone spitting a mouthful of semen into someone else's mouth.

I have been unable to confirm any of the details of this account, so if anyone knows any additional details, please let me know soon! Also, did Ponce enjoy being on the receiving end of the baby bird?