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Everyone is now aware of the Penn State child molestation scandal. A former team coach Jerry Sandusky has been accused of molesting scores of young boys in recent years. A former graduate assistant football coach walked in in Sandusky anally raping a 10-year-old boy back in 2002 and did not even bother to stop the rape or report the incident to the police! Shockingly, that former graduate

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Check out this hot gay fantasy video of Michael Oliver in a parking garage:

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Here are some nice older pictures of Michael Oliver Ponce and Gary Coleman. They look so sweet and it is obvious that they were deeply in love with each other when these photos were taken. Michael Oliver Ponce continues to amaze me - I hadn't realized that he and Gary Coleman had engaged in a gay relationship when they were young boys!

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Michael Oliver Ponce stole the show in the 1988 supernatural horror film, Pumpkinhead. In the movie, Ponce played a gigantic vengeance demon who attacked innocent people. The amazing thing is that Ponce played this role with no makeup whatsoever! He should have won an Academy Award for his role. Ponce's cult following began building shortly after this flick was released. Here is a picture of

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Someone sent me this picture and claimed that the girl on the right is Michael Oliver Ponce after having a sex change operation. It appears as though Ponce either threw up on his breasts or has a bunch on bruises on them - I don't know what happened. Can anyone else confirm that Ponce did, in fact, have an operation to change into a woman?

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One of Michael Oliver Ponce's first big roles was in the 1984 horror movie, C.H.U.D. In that movie, Ponce played a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller (C.H.U.D.), i.e., a monster that lives in the sewer and comes above ground periodically to attack humans. Perhaps the casting director chose Ponce because of his stinky balls and ass and figured that Ponce would be perfect as a sewer

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I read a story about Michael Oliver Ponce that was written on the wall of a bathroom stall at a rest stop last week. As the story goes, Ponce was in the alley behind a McDonald's last week when he was accosted by two horny and homeless men. These homeless men were apparently raging homosexuals who were turned on by the rank smell of Ponce's stinky balls and ass. The homeless men were

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During the late 1970s, New York City was stalked by a vicious serial killer nicknamed, "Son of Sam." The Son of Sam killed six people and wounded seven others during eight different shootings. David Berkowitz was arrested and confessed to two of the murders, but claimed that the other shootings were committed by members of a violent Satanic cult of which he was a member. Here is a picture of

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Here is a photo that was taken at the 2003 movie premier for Underworld, a movie about vampires. As one can see, Michael Oliver Ponce stood on the guard railing and scared away Kate Beckinsale! Kate Beckinsale was clearly frightened and probably thought that Ponce was a little troll who was there to attack her. Luckily, security was able to protect her on this occasion.

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Someone sent me this photo that is supposedly taken of Michael Oliver Ponce when he was in the 5th grade. Ponce is the kid way off on the far left-hand side of the photo. As you can see, nobody wanted to sit near him, presumably because of his stank b.o.! It isn't surprising that the other kids kept their distance because as everyone knows, Ponce's balls and ass can be smelled from a distance

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I have on good authority that this is a picture of Micheal Oliver and the garbage can that he is now living in. It seems that Michael can no longer afford the rent on the dumpster he was living in and is now living in a full garbage can. It does seem that he has on a pair of relatively new sneakers, but I doubt being face down in garbage will help his notorious B.O.!

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An anonymous person sent me this photo and claimed that the dude in the picture was one of Michael Oliver Ponce's gay lovers. Can someone verify this claim? The guy in this photo just radiates homosexuality. The Tigger the Tiger upper body outfit in combination with the Spider-Man underwear is very popular at gay bathhouses. This guy looks as though he's ready to pounce on Ponce and pump

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Randy Constan is a 54-year-old man who lives in Florida and frequently dresses up like Peter Pan and in many other queer outfits. I think that Michael Oliver Ponce may have vacationed in Florida while touring with The Samples in recent years. Does anyone know whether Ponce hooked up with Randy Constan during one of his vacations? As has been previously reported, Ponce rarely bathes and his

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John Ritter and Jack Warden co-starred with Michael Oliver Ponce in the Problem Child movies. Ritter played Ponce's father and Warden played his grandfather. Sadly, both of these men have died within the past few years. Ritter reportedly died of a heart problem and Warden was reported to have died from heart and kidney failure.Everyone knows about the rampant drug use and orgies that are

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Michael Oliver Ponce competed in the Special Olympics back in 1992, when he was 11 years old. Ponce ran the 100 meter dash against other mentally-challenged children and finished in 3rd place with a time of 15.2 seconds. Here is a picture of Ponce that was taken during his race. He sure looks happy, doesn't he? I'll bet he ran right into the caring arms of Big Ben Healy at the end of the race!

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So I was watching Terminator 2: Judgment Day the other night for the first time in many years and I happened to notice that John Connor's Guns 'N' Roses loving friend was sporting a rather strinking ginger mullet:So, being the huge fan of Michael that I am I decided to do some research on this imposter to the throne of ginger mullitude...it turns out that his name is Danny Cooksey and not only is

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I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce is hung like a three-month-old baby. Supposedly his cock looks like a tiny Vienna Sausage. Can anyone confirm these rumors? Surely someone has run into Ponce at a gay bathhouse recently and can confirm the details. I wonder if Ponce has even sprouted pubes on his ginger ball sac...

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I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce was being really annoying and whiny during a Problem Child reunion a few years ago and really pissed off both John Ritter and Big Ben Healy. Supposedly Ponce kept telling everyone that he was entirely responsible for the success of Problem Child 1 and 2. I also heard that he made fun of Big Ben Healy for his baldness and said, "Big Ben, you wish you had

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I have heard that during the filming of the movie "Dirty Work" Michael Oliver decided to stop by the set and see his old castmate Jack Warden. Unfortunately for Oliver, Jack had been drinking and doing smack with co-stars Artie Lange and Norm MacDonald. I've heard that upon seeing Oliver, Jack immediately smashed a Jack Daniels bottle over his mullet and ripped off his pants. Oliver was

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Mike, I just wanted to say that I thought you were amazing in your uncredited role as Harvey Keitel's penis in Bad Lieutenant. You deserved an Oscar for that shit! You must've nearly suffocated! Good job buddy!

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I have uncovered what may have been Michael Oliver's earliest known role. It seems that as a very small child Michael was tapped to play the character "Stripe" in the movie Gremlins. I've been told that Michael needed no makeup for the role and saved the producers quite a bit of money! Way to go Mikey O! Unfortunately even at a young age his co-stars were disgusted by his foul smell and Phoebe

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Michael Oliver Ponce stole the show in the Nightmare on Elm Street movies. As you may recall, he played the evil child-killing monster, Freddy Kreuger. The Freddy Kreuger character was an evil man/entity who had severe burns over his entire body. Ponce was great and didn't even need to wear any makeup whatsoever - he had the perfect complexion for the role! I heard that Ponce may have won an

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I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce brought a Rubik's Cube with him to the set of Problem Child 2 and had a tantrum because he couldn't solve the famous 3-dimensional puzzle. Apparently Big Ben Healy became irate at Ponce's whining and violently shoved the Rubik's Cube up Ponce's ass. Supposedly the Rubik's Cube still resides in Ponce's colon and can be felt by anyone having anal sex with

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I've heard from good sources that park rangers in California are currently investigating the possibility the Michael "Ponce" Oliver recently molested a gay black bear. It seems that Michael and the bear had hit it off during one of Michaels forays into the California woods when Michael got a bit inappropriate. It seems that after spending most of the day with Oliver the bear grew to hate him and

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I wonder whether Michael Oliver Ponce enjoys tea-bagging... I'll bet he loves it when sweaty homeless men dunk their nuts into his mouth! Ponce probably sucks all of the sweat, dirt, and lice off those dirty nuts within minutes. Ponce probably also likes it when a homeless man farts right in his face while also tea-bagging Ponce! Man, Ponce must be extremely horny and demented!

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I have on good authority that this fine strapping man is Michael Olivers new lover! (Sorry guys he's off the market again!) It seems that this is Cledus, Michael's 3rd cousin and the two of them are going at it hot and heavy!!! Michael treated Cledus to a fine meal of Old Country Buffet farts. Then the lovers went back to Michael's sewer home for some HOT lovemaking!! I hear that they are trying

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HEY MIKEY O! Big Ben Healey found the skeletons in your fucking closet! Yeah, I remember when you had a stint as the singer from Rammstein, and you made what has to be the Mount Vernon of queerness! This is what happens when you welsh on Big Ben Healey debts! Hope Ninja Gaiden was worth it, fuckface!

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Here's a nice picture of gay homeless men lined up. I heard that these men are waiting in line for blowjobs from Michael Oliver Ponce and to also have anal sex with Ponce. Does anyone know if there is any truth to this rumor? Be sure to check out the crazy-looking mongoloid in the upper right-hand corner of the photo. He's wearing a red shirt that appears to have the number 18 written on it.

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I have on good authority that Michael Oliver was recently fired from his roadie duties for Chris Burke's hardcore queercore band! I'm sure that everyone remembers Chris Burke from his role as "Corky" on the show Life Goes On. It seems that somehow Michael sought out Chris and they began a heavy love affair. Chris invited Michael to be the groups roadie and off Michael went on the road with Chris

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I have heard from many good sources that Michael Oliver has hit what I consider to be rock bottom! I have heard that in recent weeks he has been spotted outside an Old Country Buffet near his sewer home. He lays by the front doors and pretends to be in pain by moaning. He only does this to people who have already eaten and are on their way out of the restaurant. When some nice soul stops to ask

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The Rolling Stone magazine published an article about gay men who have unprotected gay sex in the hope of contracting the deadly HIV virus. Such behavior is somewhat common in the gay community and gay men who engage in such risky practices desiring to contract HIV are called "bug chasers." Does anyone know whether Michael Oliver Ponce is a bug chaser? He's probably ingested thousands of

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One of Michael Oliver Ponce's most unusal roles was in the 1995 TV special, Alien Autopsy - Fact or Fiction. It aired on the FOX network during the summer in 1995. Michael acted in the original footage without using any make up at all! Ray Santilli, a London-based video entrepreneur, claimed to have original black-and-white video footage on an autopsy being performed on one of the aliens

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I heard a rumor the other day that Michael Oliver Ponce has an extremely tiny penis. Does anyone know if there is any truth to this rumor? Supposedly it is the size of a Tic-Tac breath mint. Of course, popping a Tic-Tac breath mint into one's mouth would freshen one's breath, whereas popping Ponce's tiny Tic-Tac sized cock into one's mouth would make one's breath smell like Ponce's stank balls

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I spent all fucking April down in Cancun sucking down pina coladas and punching mules and childrend in the fucking dick in order to get ofver my fucking rage because you stole muy fucking money to buy that goddamb Ninja Gaiden shit Video game! Guess what, Junior? The rage hasn't gone away at all! Fifty Dallars! That's what I paid your fucking old man for an entire's week of work! Do you want

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I have heard from terrific sources that Michael Oliver's favorite hobby is to have random dudes sit on his face and blow ass! He also very much enjoys farting on his hand and smelling it! I'm told that he loves to eat garbage and excrement then he waits for his digestive system to produce some rank farts. He cups his hand beneath his ass and farts into it. He then immediately takes his still

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The most successful movie in which Michael Oliver Ponce has ever acted was 1983's hit, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. In it, Ponce played Admiral Akbar, the Supreme Commander of the Rebel Alliance Fleet fighting against the forces of evil! A picture of Ponce dressed up as Admiral Akbar is shown below. As one can clearly see, Ponce wore minimal makeup for this role and, in fact, the only way to

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In 1982, Michael Oliver Ponce starred as a little orphan in the box office hit, Annie. Ponce played a homeless little girl who is orphaned during the Great Depression and lives in an orphanage with a runaway dog until she is adopted by a rich man. I personally thought that Annie totally sucked when I saw it as a child, although it was fairly popular. Ponce did, however, impress me with his

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One of Michael Oliver Ponce's first movie roles was as Gill-man, an amphibious monster living in an Amazonian rain forest, in Creature From the Black Lagoon. Ponce played the title character in this horror flick and he did so without wearing any makeup, resulting in a fast shoot for the movie! Here's a picture of Ponce from the movie:

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Here's a nice picture I found. This appears to be a picture of Michael Oliver Ponce out shopping. He sure is the fashion icon! He obviously enjoys wearing skin-tight leotards, especially without underwear. Ponce must be an exhibitionist who wants the whole world to see his junk. I wonder if the back of his leotard has skidmarks... I'll bet his stank balls and ass can be smelled from 100

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I have heard from good sources that after reading many of the blogs on this site Michael Oliver is in a rush to wash his sweaty, stinky balls and asshole! Over the weekend he was spotted heading into this gay bathhouse where he received many golden showers and a few hot carls! I'm told that although he wound up smelling worse then ever (his mullet now reeks of piss) he found the bathhouse

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Michael Oliver had a starring role in the 2003 horror flick, Wrong Turn. In the movie, Michael Oliver Ponce played a canniballistic inbred mountain person who went on a killing rampage. Ponce was very believable in this role. He also managed to perform this role with no makeup whatsoever! Here is a picture of Ponce from the movie:

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One of Michael Oliver's first movie roles was as an ugly inbred kid in the movie Deliverance. Michael played the banjo in a famous scene with Ronnie Cox. Here is a screen cap of Michael Oliver Ponce from that movie:Here's a clip of his scene. Michael sure could strum the banjo! Maybe that's why he decided to be a roadie - he must love being around music.

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-49058139531423299362008-04-25T12:37:00.000-07:002008-04-25T12:51:45.960-07:00

Michael Oliver was one of the most versatile and sought-after child actors of the 1980s and early 1990s. He starred in many movies and TV shows. For all intents and purposes he was the "go to" child star to cast in any role requiring an ugly kid with red hair. As has been discussed below, he starred in numerous roles on Diff'rent Strokes, played a little girl on Small Wonder, was the title

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One of Michael Oliver Ponce's first roles was as Harriet Brindle on the mid-1980s syndicated hit show, Small Wonder. Ponce dressed as a little girl for this role and became universally known as one of the most annoying characters in TV history. Ponce's Harriet was kind of like the female version of Screech from Saved By The Bell. Here is a picture of Ponce from his days on Small Wonder:I heard

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One of the most famous episodes of Diff'rent Strokes was the one where first lady Nancy Reagan stopped by Arnold Drummond's grade school to give an anti-drug talk. Michael Oliver was a drug dealer in that episode! Here are some screen caps from the episode where Oliver was trying to sell uppers to Arnold and Dudley. I heard that Oliver was arrested for drug dealing after this episode was filmed

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-17738930562395910792008-04-22T09:35:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:18:56.572-08:00

Michael Oliver played "Sam McKinney" for the final two seasons (from 1984-1986) of the hit TV sitcom, Diff'rent Strokes. Sam was the son of Maggie McKinney, played by Dixie Carter, a southern belle who married Mr. Drummond (played by Conrad Bain). I thought that the addition of Michael Oliver to the Diff'rent Strokes cast ruined that show. His character was universally hated.In one classic

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-82272784206019274242008-04-17T12:53:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:18:56.735-08:00

I heard a rumor that Big Ben Healy was a huge fan of the late 1970s TV show, Wonder Woman. I also heard that Big Ben used to make Michael Oliver Ponce dress up as Wonder Woman for their late night gay sex romps. I'll bet that Big Ben bought the outfit below for Ponce on his 18th birthday and coated it with cum stains over the next week as they made passionate homosexual love over and over again.

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-55053066931018910452008-04-11T13:48:00.000-07:002009-02-16T22:37:13.766-08:00

Does anyone know whether Michael Oliver and Dustin Diamond ever hooked up for some hot and sweaty unprotected buttsex? I'll bet that Oliver had a field day with Diamond, teabagging him for hours, Big Ben Healy style! They would probably make out for hours and roll aroound in each other's feces in Oliver's basement!

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-34646156501628867322008-04-11T10:22:00.001-07:002008-11-12T21:18:57.114-08:00

I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce was anally impregnanted by Big Ben Healy on his 19th birthday. Apparently Big Ben Healy fired his seed up Oliver's shit pipe over and over again over a two week period. Two weeks later, Oliver discovered that Big Ben's potent seed had created a butt baby that was growing in Oliver's anal orifice. Oliver was so scared that he quickly ran to Big Ben Healy

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-92224226621182718892008-04-09T18:30:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:18:57.409-08:00

I have on good authority that this is a picture of Michael Oliver following a tryst he had with two garbage men in the back of their truck! Uber Hot!!! Mike is really sexing things up in a big way taking on two well hung garbage men in the back of their truck! From what I hear they gave him a good spitroasting then tried to crush him in the compactor because he annoyed the hell out of them. Way

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-4364348318150818212008-04-04T17:06:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:18:57.525-08:00

I found this sweet picture of Michael driving his 1985 Yugo! I didn't even know any still existed but I have to say it looks like Mike takes pretty good care of it! I wonder how much man-ass Mike has gotten with that fine vehicle? I love the P.C. he had professionally painted on the side!

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-75673215912550675792008-04-02T21:07:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:18:57.657-08:00

I remember when my grandson got pissed at Hulk Hogan when he lost to the Ultimate Warrior at Wrestlemania VI. Michael made a rap album, titled "Be a Man"! It was great!Unfortunately, Junior picked up his business sense from his old man and was swindled out of the album rights by "Macho Man" Randy Savage. The lyrics were all rewritten by Macho's brother, "The Genius", and Oliver was thrown into

Big Ben Healyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00955763751405959539noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-48535158882885485752008-04-02T17:18:00.001-07:002009-02-16T22:37:13.766-08:00

I have recently heard that Michael Oliver was married for a short time to a German Shepard named Max. I'm not sure exactly when this happened but I do have on good authority that the two lived in the LA Sewers until ultimately Max decided to divorce Michael! The picture on the left is of Max and was taken on Michael and Max's honeymoon! Michael is one strange character! WOOF!!!

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-49088243009860597602008-04-01T19:34:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:18:58.065-08:00

I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce is a huge wrestling fan and that his favorite wrestler is Hulk Hogan. I also heard that he would masturbate vigorously while watching the Hulkster wrestle and his favorite matches were those between Hulk Hogan and Randy "Macho Man" Savage. Last December I was at a rest stop on Reno, Nevada and I read some graffiti that alleges that Ponce used to rent

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-56166915470348795832008-03-31T18:32:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:18:58.244-08:00

It has come to light in the last 24 hours that Michael Oliver was at one time a member of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! After the last report of Michael living in the sewer it was reported that Michael was actually the 5th member of the legendary ninja turtles. Unfortunately for Michael his character "Liberace" was caught in some unseemly positions with the Turtles male adversaries! Thus

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-41811499372028010782008-03-29T18:51:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:18:58.370-08:00

I've recently heard from good sources that Michael is currently living in the LA sewer. This would make sense as he already is known to smell like a sewer and his lack of any actually job must have him financially strapped. Can anyone confirm that beneath this manhole is Michael Olivers current home? Also, I have heard that Michael holds queer orgies in his sewer paradise on a regular basis.

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-19500419512764071522008-03-28T10:32:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:18:58.596-08:00

I found this great picture of Michael Oliver Ponce. This was supposedly taken last Halloween at a party. Ponce went dressed as Superman! He looks so cute. He probably got lots of candy from the pockets of strange men that night.

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-8190142477105933832008-03-25T20:13:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:18:58.681-08:00

Once of Michael Oliver Ponce's breakthrough roles was as the title character in the hit 1988 movie, Beetlejuice. Ponce played "Beetlejuice," an ugly monster who was also a bio-exorcist. Ponce is a great character actor and was superb in his role. Astonishingly, the producers raved about Ponce's performance in large part because he required no makeup whatsoever for his role! His skin is naturally

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-13936352427717211632008-03-25T18:27:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:18:58.788-08:00

I found this new pic of Michael out with some of his friends! He looks pretty hot! I heard that recently he was spotted out on a date with Jm J Bullock! Can anyone confirm this?

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-44604349571920399542008-03-22T19:35:00.000-07:002008-03-22T19:40:41.265-07:00

I was thinking about the new movie that Michael's starring in and I hope for everyones sake that they made sure to put some gratuitous nudity in the flick! Hopefully we will all soon be seeing Michael's tiny meat thermometer as well as his pasty white buttcheeks! Oh man, I am really getting excited thinking about Micheals firecrotch on the big screen! Make it happen Hollywood! Even better would

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-31669406080541660342008-03-21T20:00:00.000-07:002008-03-21T23:16:53.262-07:00

I've been hearing nothing about this new movie starring Michael Oliver but I have found a few tidbits about it. The movie is to be called "Solitaire"http://www.heybirdyproductions.com/SOLITAIRE/castcrew.htmlI love the pic they user for Michael! Mikey don't you think you may want to update your headshot?This is the plot of Solitaire:"Set in a future where the software and pharmaceutical industries

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-72002327064910678452008-03-18T21:00:00.001-07:002008-11-12T21:18:58.956-08:00

Does anyone know what is going on in the picture below? Michael Oliver Ponce has an evil grin on his face. Was Big Ben Healy under the table sucking Ponce off when that photo was taken?

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-44763055366538494262008-03-16T20:12:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:18:59.137-08:00

I couldn't believe the massive erection I got when I came across this picture of Michael! Neil had already posted a picture of Michael playing with his sword and this seems to be another pic in the series! Uber Hot!!!! I wish Mikey would have a swordfight with me!

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-2334688197069328702008-03-16T13:14:00.000-07:002008-03-16T13:22:32.159-07:00

I've been hearing rumblings from deep within the queer community that a massive cover up is afoot! Although impossible to confirm at this moment I'm hearing that the actually identity of the person that brought down Elliot Spitzer's political career was none other then Michael "Kristen" Oliver! I've heard that Michael was actually a high priced call-man who worked for the service "The Emperors

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-87688600721790824272008-03-16T13:05:00.001-07:002009-02-17T15:12:30.273-08:00

I've been thinking long and HARD about Michael recently! I know that he's just about the perfect man, from his trollish appearance, rancid B.O., and monstrous forehead! But I keep coming back to that amazing mullet!!! I think the idea that I could after making sweet love to Micheal blow a massive load into that mullet is what really turns me on! I also dream about leaving a massive crap on

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-91958668486176603162008-03-15T16:22:00.000-07:002008-03-15T16:26:42.791-07:00

Hey guys! Last night, a couple of us creeps decided to start a gang!It's called The Bow Tie Killers!We've all gotten our ink and we're ready to throw dumbbells at the warden!Watch out, Smiley Pies!

Big Ben Healyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00955763751405959539noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-26496025693731621792008-03-11T19:24:00.000-07:002009-02-17T15:12:30.274-08:00

I was happy to find this recent spotting of Michael Oliver!"I saw him at Circuit City near Christmas here in Tennessee (uh oh, Oliver may delete this just because I said I saw him!). He was dressed in faux leather with his red stringy mullet flowing. On the right chest panel of his jacket, he had the letters "P.C." on it. Talk about obsessed!"Sounds hot!!! I wonder if he was on the southern

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-39794278389963650732008-03-11T19:08:00.000-07:002009-02-17T15:12:30.274-08:00

There are rumors that Carrot Top and Jack Warden are Michael Oliver Ponce's parents. As I have previously mentioned, the rumor holds that Jack Warden anally impregnanted Carrot Top, who gave birth to the young firecrotch months later, in 1981. However, I recently heard that Carrot Top may have been cheating on Jack Warden with the guy in the picture below. Oliver, is the guy shown below your true

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-49605223929651106272008-03-11T18:46:00.000-07:002009-02-16T22:37:13.766-08:00

I've heard from good sources that at one time Michael Oliver had a massive crush on Josh Taylor from the show "The Hogan Family". Since his half brother was an actor on the show Michael would always hang around in hopes of catching a peak of Josh and would stare at him with dreamy gazes of young lust! Unfortunately Michaels happiness was crushed when he approached Josh in his trailer off set and

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-3378427565466170662008-03-10T15:36:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:18:59.619-08:00

A good friend of mine took this fine picture of Mikey O shooting a video back in 2003."This screencap is Dimebag Darrell's response to hearing the Samples. It's from a bootleg Damageplan video."Personally I love that Mike wears a bowtie even while being sodomized with a guitar!

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-36268477215997544242008-03-10T04:59:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:18:59.752-08:00

Big Ben Healy, is it true that you got your nickname from your unusually-shaped member? Was the type of scene outlined in my picture a common occurrence on the rowdy Problem Child set?

Ponce Roadie 69http://www.blogger.com/profile/07897255614205011146noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-58882747628837019472008-03-09T18:54:00.001-07:002008-11-12T21:18:59.912-08:00

I like this pic. I wonder if Big Ben lost a load on Mike's face?

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-57966219027595991122008-03-09T12:08:00.000-07:002008-11-12T21:19:00.104-08:00

Michael, you already have met many of the requirements to be an icon of the gay community. You have rancid BO, horrible personal hygiene, a job as a roadie, and a sweet mullet. I think to sweeten the deal even further it would be great if you would grow a great set of mutton chops! I can't imagine how hot you would look with some terrific fire red chops! I would love to coat them in some man goo

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-67011826449852427342008-03-09T11:53:00.001-07:002008-03-09T12:02:34.998-07:00

In the last few weeks there has been a medical malpractice trial going on regarding John Ritter's death. During the trial it came out that John's final words were "JUUNNNIOR!!!!" Seconds later John was gone. Also, I was amazed to hear that in John's personal belongings was a recent pic of Michael Oliver, the one of him strutting around doing roadie duties, and it had what was determined to be

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-53377316884352673112008-03-08T20:00:00.000-08:002008-03-08T20:03:23.312-08:00

Hey Oliver, is it true that your appearance on Richard Jeni's show "Platypus Man", so haunted the comedian that he would eventually commit suicide because of it? Why the hell would you do something like that?

Big Ben Healyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00955763751405959539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-72501835248621620242008-03-08T14:24:00.000-08:002009-02-17T15:12:30.274-08:00

Last year, Michael and I went to a Daft Punk show in Las Vegas! We had a great time! As soon as the music hit, Mikey did what he does best - dropping to his knees and pleasuring as many dudes as humanly possible! I snapped this shot of Oliver and a couple of his adoring "fans" as Daft Punk busted out "Around the World"! There are some moments in a person's life where time seems to stop; this

Big Ben Healyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00955763751405959539noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-4896777878250340252008-03-08T11:08:00.000-08:002008-11-12T21:19:00.649-08:00

Look at this awesome comic involving Michael Oliver and Big Ben Healy. Big Ben Healy is getting even with Oliver for damaging his store and being such a little brat! Big Ben is coating Oliver with a nice watery diarrhea spray - that will teach that little brat to be good!

Big Ben Healyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00955763751405959539noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-44892459600056289472008-03-07T22:37:00.000-08:002008-03-07T22:40:49.918-08:00

There was a heated altercation outside the Tomcats Theater in Hollywood on Wednesday, where Michael Oliver repeatedly rebuffed the advances of famed Hollywood she-male, Lavonne! Oliver continuously referred to LaVonne as a "piece of shit nig-nog", and threatened to curb-stomp her into Play-doh! Oliver, would you care to state your side of these proceedings before the steamroller of White Guilt

Big Ben Healyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00955763751405959539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-57888055946354939732008-03-07T22:33:00.000-08:002008-03-07T22:36:13.249-08:00

I was just told by a highly reputable source that Michael Oliver sucks ear wax from Hollywood bums! Before this burning news hits such publications as The Enquirer and OK!, would you care to refute these allegations, Sir Michael Oliver? The entire world waits with bated breath as to your description of your mouth as the Earth's Anus! Let us know as to your response to these descriptions of

Big Ben Healyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00955763751405959539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-69670773122538898792008-03-06T11:59:00.000-08:002009-02-17T15:04:54.581-08:00

Ponce, I heard that Big Ben Healy ate Taco Bell and then sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet bowl in the bathrooms off the set where Problem Child 2 was being filmed. The photo on the left was supposedly taken by Big Ben Healy with his portable camera so that he could show it off to his grandkids later. Please confirm that Big Ben walked you into the bathroom on a leash and then you eagerly got

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-53126394378108760392008-03-05T19:16:00.000-08:002009-02-17T15:04:54.582-08:00

I have uncovered another uber hot story about Michael Oliver! According to my sources a few months back Michael thought he was gaining to much weight. Since he was on hiatus from the roadie world he found himself getting fat. Without the daily bouts of lugging speakers around and having tons of buttsex he put on quite a few pounds. To take off the weight he dedicated himself to only eating his

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-70678794218076758432008-03-04T15:40:00.000-08:002008-03-04T16:46:35.208-08:00

Okay, this is going to be a serious post. No Big Ben Healy tomfoolery. Michael Oliver, we know you read this shit, just like you read everything else on the Internet. I'm sure you'll read this, and feel free to reply.Owing entirely to the antics on this board (and ultimately to the queers on IMDB, which I haven't been a part of), I bought the Tantrum Pack last week. In fact, the queers on

Big Ben Healyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00955763751405959539noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-24931682435350939192008-03-04T13:59:00.000-08:002009-02-17T15:02:35.230-08:00

I have always wondered why Michael Oliver Ponce, the studliest man in the history of the universe, doesn't play an instrument while he's touring with The Samples. Are his roadie duties that time-intensive? I heard a rumor that while on the rowdy Problem Child set Ponce used to tune Big Ben Healy's meat whistle. The word on the street is also that he is an expert at playing the skin flute.

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-20644769220620939002008-03-03T17:23:00.000-08:002008-11-12T21:19:01.449-08:00

I've heard from good sources that after being tossed away by Carrot Top, Michael sought refuge with the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. I've also heard but been unable to confirm that Michael Oliver shared living arrangements with Bubbles the Chimp and that he was forced to take care of Bubbles. Unfortunately I have heard that Michael Jackson grew tired of Micheal Oliver and decided not to keep him

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-16888865824493251302008-03-03T12:16:00.000-08:002008-11-12T21:19:01.659-08:00

Michael Oliver Ponce, I heard a rumor that Jack Warden impregnanted Carrot Top with his potent seed back in early 1981, and Carrot Top gave birth to you on October 10, 1981. Supposedly, you were Carrot Top's "butt baby" and were born directly out of his ass - Carrot Top is your mother and Jack Warden is your father. Is there any truth to this rumor? I also heard that Carrot Top was upset that his

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-35607850833272989502008-03-03T03:31:00.000-08:002009-02-17T15:12:30.275-08:00

Hey Ponce, remember when you did a brief stint as roadie of a unknown and untalented alt rock band called Salty the Pocketknife? Remember how you knew nothing about their music, but you were attracted to the band because it featured none other than Dustin "Screech" Diamond on bass guitar, someone you had always admired? Remember how excited you were at the prospect of "hangin" with a mega-star

Ponce Roadie 69http://www.blogger.com/profile/07897255614205011146noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-28933666215697237792008-03-01T21:28:00.000-08:002009-02-17T15:04:54.582-08:00

I heard that Michael Oliver sometimes shits his pants during concerts for The Samples, and that is why his balls and ass can usually be smelled from 10+ feet away. This isn't surprising because the small venues at which the The Samples play often probably cannot afford indoor plumbing and a long line forms at the outhouse/hole in the ground in the back parking lot where people go to the bathroom.

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-12190684892227094192008-03-01T15:07:00.000-08:002008-11-12T21:19:02.183-08:00

I have heard from solid contacts that before "The Samples" gave Michael a shot a being a foul smelling roadie Michael had been living in a dumpster. I've heard that for a year or two in the late 90's Michael, by choice, decided that instead of heading out each night in search of queer dumpster parties he would live in a dumpster and let the parties come to him!This sounds like a pretty good idea

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-6481645555278587802008-02-29T17:34:00.001-08:002008-10-26T20:10:10.528-07:00

I've heard from good sources on the dumpster circuit that Michael Oliver's breath smells like complete asshole! Also, I've been told that he only has a few teeth and they're black! Can anyone confirm this? I was told a story that Mike was hooking up with some dude and Mike breathed on the dude and he passed out from the heinous stench! Doesn't this guy have any normal personal hygiene habits?

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-55730893695390349442008-02-28T12:50:00.000-08:002008-02-28T12:59:42.537-08:00

Hey Ponce, do you have pubic lice, a.k.a., "the crabs"? It wouldn't surprise me if you do. You seem to be very dirty and apparently have rampant stank b.o., as confirmed by people at The Samples concerts. Bathing only once every few weeks has to make your groin the perfect home for pubic lice. Are the pubic lice attracted to your wet farts and the fact that your underwear has 2-week old shit

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-64108078654276523162008-02-28T00:06:00.000-08:002008-02-28T00:09:20.912-08:00

Hey Michael, were you ever approached by Scientologists after Problem Child, or were you such a loser that they didn't even bother? Did Lord Xenu ever make you his concubine, and spit-roast you with John Travolta? Get back to me on this, you little fuck!

Big Ben Healyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00955763751405959539noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-53220495389856847862008-02-26T23:02:00.000-08:002009-02-17T15:12:30.275-08:00

Hey Oliver, it's obvious that your roadie career has derailed and is quickly going nowhere. You need to kick things up a notch and use your immense fame and popularity to fatten your wallet. You are well-known throughout the world for several things, such as your greasy long red mullet and your nasty b.o. that reeks of your balls and ass.I think you need to bottle your stank b.o. to the deviant

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-37510990671382605842008-02-26T19:14:00.001-08:002009-02-17T15:12:30.276-08:00

I've heard rumors that when Michael was younger he had a massive crush on Jason Batemen, co-star of his half brothers show, "The Hogan Family". I heard that Michael finally worked up the nerve to try to put the moves on Jason one day while Jason was hanging out with his former "Silver Spoons" buddy Ricky Schroeder. Michael asked if Jason wanted to go on a date and Jason immediately punched him in

rok hardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06301341275662335109noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-27853776039272729582008-02-26T12:06:00.001-08:002009-02-17T15:01:48.181-08:00

Oliver, I just discovered that the father of Colby Kline is Richard Kline, the guy who played playboy Larry Dallas on Three's Company with John Ritter during the late 1970s/early 1980s. Did Richard Kline and John Ritter ever double-team you while singing the Three's Company theme song? Did Don Knotts ever show up and pleasure himself while watching? Please let me know soon!

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-11590452344570109082008-02-26T11:40:00.000-08:002008-11-12T21:19:03.048-08:00

Oliver, I found these recent pictures of Colby Kline, the girl whose birthday party you ruined! As one can see, she has become pretty hot since 1990 when Problem Child came out. I don't know what the deal is with those freckles or moles on her cheeks, but she's far better looking than you, a ginger fire-crotch! This girl wouldn't give you the time of day if she walked past you in the street.

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-34896349979743066172008-02-25T19:24:00.000-08:002008-02-25T19:28:26.475-08:00

Hey Ponce, why did you have to be such a little jerk and ruin a little girl's party? Is it because you hated her due to the fact that she was a girl and didn't have a tiny cock, like you? That little girl is probably in her early 20s by now and might be hot, but I guess you don't want any of that anyway! You'd prefer to rest in the comforting arms of an older gentleman dressed up as Big Ben

Neilhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07642643498526572018noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-39064658946654437452008-02-25T17:57:00.000-08:002008-10-26T20:03:00.700-07:00

Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to put a little Big Ben Healy into your sad wasted lives. Enjoy this scene from the documentary on my life, titled "The Problem Child", due to Mikey O. fucking me out of my mayoral race and ripping off fifty buck to buy Ninja Gaiden for Nintendo. You will PAY, MICHAEL!!!In the meantime, enjoy this humorous clip.Yours,Benjamin Sophocles Healy, First Duke

Big Ben Healyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00955763751405959539noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-15132497358760331652008-02-25T17:41:00.000-08:002008-02-25T17:42:53.109-08:00

I found a sweet cut of AC/DC's theme to my mayoral documentary, where Michael Oliver fucked me out of the presidency! Anyway, most of the video is black, but the song is sweet as a poodle's shit! Rock and roll!

Big Ben Healyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00955763751405959539noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-61767995208740361792008-02-25T17:38:00.000-08:002008-10-26T20:03:00.701-07:00

Here's a little photo documentation where I, Big Ben Healy, throw down on a couple of pussies! I even overdubbed the video, en Espanyol, so you can fully absorb my machismo fury! Enjoy, and know that someday, I'm going to to the same thing to Junior, but I'm going to do it with my dick!

Big Ben Healyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00955763751405959539noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5437171109256033500.post-47671415491283125132008-02-25T13:34:00.000-08:002009-02-17T15:01:48.182-08:00

When making love to Big Ben Healy, does anyone know if Big Ben Healy ever gave Oliver a reach-around? If he's nice, I think he would have done so. However, Big Ben Healy seemed like a selfish dirty old man, so I have to believe that Oliver was not extended the common courtesy of a reach-around. :( What about John Ritter? I think he would have been a more passionate and caring gay lover for

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