Did Big Ben Healy Burn Michel Oliver's Crotch With Hot Bacon Grease?

I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce was being really annoying and whiny during a Problem Child reunion a few years ago and really pissed off both John Ritter and Big Ben Healy. Supposedly Ponce kept telling everyone that he was entirely responsible for the success of Problem Child 1 and 2. I also heard that he made fun of Big Ben Healy for his baldness and said, "Big Ben, you wish you had an awesome ginger mullet like me!"

Ponce apparently had his outburst during a brunch and Big Ben Healy quickly took action to silence Ponce. Supposedly Big Ben Healy ran into the kitchen and grabbed a frying pan in which bacon was cooking. Big Ben subsequently threw piping hot bacon grease onto Ponce's groin, causing second degree burns! When Ponce yelled out in pain, I heard that Big Ben smacked him in the head with the frying pain and then sat down and ate the bacon that was cooking in the frying pan!

Has anyone else heard this rumor? Can anyone confirm these details?

Did Big Ben Healy Make Michael Oliver Dress Up as Wonder Woman?

I heard a rumor that Big Ben Healy was a huge fan of the late 1970s TV show, Wonder Woman. I also heard that Big Ben used to make Michael Oliver Ponce dress up as Wonder Woman for their late night gay sex romps. I'll bet that Big Ben bought the outfit below for Ponce on his 18th birthday and coated it with cum stains over the next week as they made passionate homosexual love over and over again. Does anyone know it these rumors are true?

Big Ben Healy Sucking Off Michael Oliver?

Does anyone know what is going on in the picture below? Michael Oliver Ponce has an evil grin on his face. Was Big Ben Healy under the table sucking Ponce off when that photo was taken?

Big Ben's "Big Ben"

Big Ben Healy, is it true that you got your nickname from your unusually-shaped member? Was the type of scene outlined in my picture a common occurrence on the rowdy Problem Child set?

Michael Oliver & Big Ben Healy Comic

Look at this awesome comic involving Michael Oliver and Big Ben Healy. Big Ben Healy is getting even with Oliver for damaging his store and being such a little brat! Big Ben is coating Oliver with a nice watery diarrhea spray - that will teach that little brat to be good!

A Little Big Ben Healy, Anyone?

Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to put a little Big Ben Healy into your sad wasted lives. Enjoy this scene from the documentary on my life, titled "The Problem Child", due to Mikey O. fucking me out of my mayoral race and ripping off fifty buck to buy Ninja Gaiden for Nintendo. You will PAY, MICHAEL!!!
In the meantime, enjoy this humorous clip.



Yours,

Benjamin Sophocles Healy, First Duke Healy

Big Ben Healy Fucks Bitches Up!

Here's a little photo documentation where I, Big Ben Healy, throw down on a couple of pussies! I even overdubbed the video, en Espanyol, so you can fully absorb my machismo fury! Enjoy, and know that someday, I'm going to to the same thing to Junior, but I'm going to do it with my dick!

Did Big Ben Healy Whip Michael Oliver in the Nuts?

Michael, is it true that you kept screwing up your lines during the filing of Problem Child 2, delaying the production of that movie? Is it also true that your screwups made Big Ben Healy get really mad because the delays you were causing meant that he had less free time to spend at the local strip clubs? Is it further true that after you screwed up your lines for the 10th time in a row, Big Ben Healy stormed out to the parking lot, tore a car antenna off a Ford station wagon and then ran over to you and started whipping you in the nuts with it, over and over until you passed out from pain?

Please get back to me with a confirmation and some details as soon as possible!

Big Ben Healy

I've always found Mike O to be quite a beefcake. I've heard that the set of the PC movies was quite rowdy and that Big Ben Healy showed Mike a few of his moves! I believe this pic shows Mike right after one of his meetings with Big Ben!