Does Michael Oliver Beg for "Fart" Meals Outside Old Country Buffet?

I have heard from many good sources that Michael Oliver has hit what I consider to be rock bottom! I have heard that in recent weeks he has been spotted outside an Old Country Buffet near his sewer home. He lays by the front doors and pretends to be in pain by moaning. He only does this to people who have already eaten and are on their way out of the restaurant. When some nice soul stops to ask what's wrong Oliver says he is hungry and begs them to fart some of the Old Country Buffet goodness into his mouth! Most people walk away after hearing this request, but enough comply to keep Oliver returning! No one knows if Oliver actually considers a fart to the face "eating" or if it's to fulfill a sick sexual fantasy of Olivers!

UPDATE: Michael Oliver has been banned from the above mentioned Old Country Buffet for harassing their patrons. He has gone back to his sewer home.

Michael Oliver Loves Having Random Dudes Fart in His Face?

I have heard from terrific sources that Michael Oliver's favorite hobby is to have random dudes sit on his face and blow ass! He also very much enjoys farting on his hand and smelling it! I'm told that he loves to eat garbage and excrement then he waits for his digestive system to produce some rank farts. He cups his hand beneath his ass and farts into it. He then immediately takes his still cupped hand up to his face and deeply breathes in his own flatulence. I've been told that when doing this he moans in ecstasy as this is the most pleasurable thing for him other then young Mexican boys farting directly into his face! Rumor has it that Michael tried storing his farts in a Mason jar but he found the farts deteriorated and didn't provide the same level of pleasure he receives from a "fresh" fart. Way to go Mikey that sounds uber disgusting! The picture is of one of Michaels lovers farting in his face during a "fart frenzy".

Michael Oliver Ponce's Meal?

Ponce, I heard that Big Ben Healy ate Taco Bell and then sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet bowl in the bathrooms off the set where Problem Child 2 was being filmed. The photo on the left was supposedly taken by Big Ben Healy with his portable camera so that he could show it off to his grandkids later. Please confirm that Big Ben walked you into the bathroom on a leash and then you eagerly got down on your knees and ate his watery feces. Did it taste good and did you wear a Red Lobster bib while chowing down on your meal? Please contact me to confirm the details.

Eats His Own Feces?

I have uncovered another uber hot story about Michael Oliver! According to my sources a few months back Michael thought he was gaining to much weight. Since he was on hiatus from the roadie world he found himself getting fat. Without the daily bouts of lugging speakers around and having tons of buttsex he put on quite a few pounds. To take off the weight he dedicated himself to only eating his own shit! I've heard that he may have contracted a disease or two from doing this, and his breath smelled worse then usual, but the diet was a total success!!!! Congrats Mike, on eating your own shit and dropping twenty pounds to maintain that frail figure that we queers so adore!

Michael Oliver's Filthy Underwear?

I heard that Michael Oliver sometimes shits his pants during concerts for The Samples, and that is why his balls and ass can usually be smelled from 10+ feet away. This isn't surprising because the small venues at which the The Samples play often probably cannot afford indoor plumbing and a long line forms at the outhouse/hole in the ground in the back parking lot where people go to the bathroom. Oliver probably does his best to hold it in until he's finally at the bathroom, but he's only human, and God knows that Taco Bell can create a massive diarrhea release within hours of being eaten!

I heard a rumor that underwear in the image on the left is actually Michael's and was taken after he returned from a tour for The Samples. Apparently he wore this crusty underwear for two weeks straight! Does anyone know if this is true and/or have any additional details? Also, does anyone know what he ate before soiling his underwear?

Mike's rampant B.O.

As soon as I heard about Mike having hygiene issues, I put out the feelers amongst my queer buddies who had lived in California to see what they could tell me. They informed me that Mike was somewhat notorious in certain circles, and rumor had it that the stench and the sweat from his taint, balls and ass is so potent that it actually eats through his underwear. He gets through several pairs a week. Maybe that's where all the money he earned doing Problem Child went...

I don't mind though...the first time I conjured up a mental image of being mounted by Mr. Ponce and having him plough my ass with his ginger love sausage, all the while being enveloped in the fumes of his pheromone-rich musk, I blew a massive load clear across the room. Mike, keep on stinkin', buddy!!

Michael Oliver Shitting His Pants During A Problem Child Scene???

I discovered this unusual picture of Michael Oliver from Problem Child. It looks as though Mikey just shit his pants and John Ritter has a concerned look on his face because he doesn't want to clean it up! I'll bet that Big Ben Healy gave Mikey an ass-whipping for being such a nasty and dirty brat!

Does Mike have B.O.?

I found this quote on another page about Mike and was wondering if anyone in the queer community can confirm this? I hope it's true as there is no greater turn on then a stank ass Roadie riding your love pump! Whenever I look at that pic I can smell Roadie ass!

"Someone told me that they were at a Samples show and Micheal walked by him and he stunk of B.O. Does he have problems or is that just part of touring on the road with a band? He said he could smell his balls and ass from where he was standing."