Is Michael Oliver Hung Like a Baby?

I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce is hung like a three-month-old baby. Supposedly his cock looks like a tiny Vienna Sausage. Can anyone confirm these rumors? Surely someone has run into Ponce at a gay bathhouse recently and can confirm the details. I wonder if Ponce has even sprouted pubes on his ginger ball sac...

Did Big Ben Healy Burn Michel Oliver's Crotch With Hot Bacon Grease?

I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce was being really annoying and whiny during a Problem Child reunion a few years ago and really pissed off both John Ritter and Big Ben Healy. Supposedly Ponce kept telling everyone that he was entirely responsible for the success of Problem Child 1 and 2. I also heard that he made fun of Big Ben Healy for his baldness and said, "Big Ben, you wish you had an awesome ginger mullet like me!"

Ponce apparently had his outburst during a brunch and Big Ben Healy quickly took action to silence Ponce. Supposedly Big Ben Healy ran into the kitchen and grabbed a frying pan in which bacon was cooking. Big Ben subsequently threw piping hot bacon grease onto Ponce's groin, causing second degree burns! When Ponce yelled out in pain, I heard that Big Ben smacked him in the head with the frying pain and then sat down and ate the bacon that was cooking in the frying pan!

Has anyone else heard this rumor? Can anyone confirm these details?

Is There a Rubik's Cube Stuck in Michael Oliver's Colon?

I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce brought a Rubik's Cube with him to the set of Problem Child 2 and had a tantrum because he couldn't solve the famous 3-dimensional puzzle. Apparently Big Ben Healy became irate at Ponce's whining and violently shoved the Rubik's Cube up Ponce's ass. Supposedly the Rubik's Cube still resides in Ponce's colon and can be felt by anyone having anal sex with Ponce.

Has anyone else heard this rumor or know whether there is any thruth to this rumor?

Is Michael Oliver Hung Like a Tic-Tac?

I heard a rumor the other day that Michael Oliver Ponce has an extremely tiny penis. Does anyone know if there is any truth to this rumor?

Supposedly it is the size of a Tic-Tac breath mint. Of course, popping a Tic-Tac breath mint into one's mouth would freshen one's breath, whereas popping Ponce's tiny Tic-Tac sized cock into one's mouth would make one's breath smell like Ponce's stank balls and ass. Ponce, maybe you should approach Ferraro, the company that manufactures Tic-Tacs, and try to convince them to create a new flavor that tastes like your smelly balls and ass - I'm sure it would be a top seller in the deviant homosexual community!