Did Homeless Men Give Michael Oliver a "Baby Bird"?

I read a story about Michael Oliver Ponce that was written on the wall of a bathroom stall at a rest stop last week. As the story goes, Ponce was in the alley behind a McDonald's last week when he was accosted by two horny and homeless men. These homeless men were apparently raging homosexuals who were turned on by the rank smell of Ponce's stinky balls and ass.

The homeless men were supposedly named Rufus and Mitch. Rufus and Mitch pulled a train with Ponce and then Mitch pulled out and shot his load into Rufus's mouth. Rufus then gave Ponce a "baby bird"! For those of you who don't know, a "baby bird" is a sex move that involves someone spitting a mouthful of semen into someone else's mouth.

I have been unable to confirm any of the details of this account, so if anyone knows any additional details, please let me know soon! Also, did Ponce enjoy being on the receiving end of the baby bird?

Does Michael Oliver Enjoy Being Tea-bagged?

I wonder whether Michael Oliver Ponce enjoys tea-bagging... I'll bet he loves it when sweaty homeless men dunk their nuts into his mouth! Ponce probably sucks all of the sweat, dirt, and lice off those dirty nuts within minutes. Ponce probably also likes it when a homeless man farts right in his face while also tea-bagging Ponce! Man, Ponce must be extremely horny and demented!

Line of Gay Men Waiting for Blowjobs from Michael Oliver?

Here's a nice picture of gay homeless men lined up. I heard that these men are waiting in line for blowjobs from Michael Oliver Ponce and to also have anal sex with Ponce. Does anyone know if there is any truth to this rumor?

Be sure to check out the crazy-looking mongoloid in the upper right-hand corner of the photo. He's wearing a red shirt that appears to have the number 18 written on it. I'll bet that dude really gave it to Ponce!

Michael Oliver Loves Having Random Dudes Fart in His Face?

I have heard from terrific sources that Michael Oliver's favorite hobby is to have random dudes sit on his face and blow ass! He also very much enjoys farting on his hand and smelling it! I'm told that he loves to eat garbage and excrement then he waits for his digestive system to produce some rank farts. He cups his hand beneath his ass and farts into it. He then immediately takes his still cupped hand up to his face and deeply breathes in his own flatulence. I've been told that when doing this he moans in ecstasy as this is the most pleasurable thing for him other then young Mexican boys farting directly into his face! Rumor has it that Michael tried storing his farts in a Mason jar but he found the farts deteriorated and didn't provide the same level of pleasure he receives from a "fresh" fart. Way to go Mikey that sounds uber disgusting! The picture is of one of Michaels lovers farting in his face during a "fart frenzy".

Michael Oliver Recently Spotted at Gay Bathouse?

I have heard from good sources that after reading many of the blogs on this site Michael Oliver is in a rush to wash his sweaty, stinky balls and asshole! Over the weekend he was spotted heading into this gay bathhouse where he received many golden showers and a few hot carls! I'm told that although he wound up smelling worse then ever (his mullet now reeks of piss) he found the bathhouse experience to be a good one and will return! So all you hot queers keep an eye out for Oliver at your favorite bathhouse!!!

Why Doesn't Michael Oliver Ponce Play an Instrument While on Tour With The Samples?

I have always wondered why Michael Oliver Ponce, the studliest man in the history of the universe, doesn't play an instrument while he's touring with The Samples. Are his roadie duties that time-intensive? I heard a rumor that while on the rowdy Problem Child set Ponce used to tune Big Ben Healy's meat whistle. The word on the street is also that he is an expert at playing the skin flute. Since he undoubteldly has substantial experience in manipulating these instruments, I question why he's not up on the stage jamming away during the many standing-room-only concerts for The Samples. Can someone please enlighten me?

"Three's Company" Spit-roast?

Oliver, I just discovered that the father of Colby Kline is Richard Kline, the guy who played playboy Larry Dallas on Three's Company with John Ritter during the late 1970s/early 1980s. Did Richard Kline and John Ritter ever double-team you while singing the Three's Company theme song? Did Don Knotts ever show up and pleasure himself while watching? Please let me know soon!

Did Oliver Ever Receive a Reach-Around?

When making love to Big Ben Healy, does anyone know if Big Ben Healy ever gave Oliver a reach-around? If he's nice, I think he would have done so. However, Big Ben Healy seemed like a selfish dirty old man, so I have to believe that Oliver was not extended the common courtesy of a reach-around. :(

What about John Ritter? I think he would have been a more passionate and caring gay lover for Oliver. It wouldn't surprise me to discover that Oliver and Ritter had passionate unprotected buttsex on the very day that Oliver turned 18 years old and was finally of the legal age of consent. I'll bet those two lovebirds must have waited anxiously for so long to consumate a gay relationship!

Did Big Ben Healy Whip Michael Oliver in the Nuts?

Michael, is it true that you kept screwing up your lines during the filing of Problem Child 2, delaying the production of that movie? Is it also true that your screwups made Big Ben Healy get really mad because the delays you were causing meant that he had less free time to spend at the local strip clubs? Is it further true that after you screwed up your lines for the 10th time in a row, Big Ben Healy stormed out to the parking lot, tore a car antenna off a Ford station wagon and then ran over to you and started whipping you in the nuts with it, over and over until you passed out from pain?

Please get back to me with a confirmation and some details as soon as possible!

Arabian Goggles?

I would love to lay a heavy pair of Arabian Goggles onto Mike's face! I would love to breathe in his stank ass aroma as he munched on my taint! Mike I know your out there, and I know this must be turning you on! Please contact me immediately so both our dreams can come true!