I've heard from good sources that park rangers in California are currently investigating the possibility the Michael "Ponce" Oliver recently molested a gay black bear. It seems that Michael and the bear had hit it off during one of Michaels forays into the California woods when Michael got a bit inappropriate. It seems that after spending most of the day with Oliver the bear grew to hate him and his rank ass and was actually planning on eating him. Oliver however had different plans and tried to put the moves on the bear. When he was rebuffed Michael got very mad and forced the bear to lick his stank ass taint! The bear reported this to park rangers and the description the bear gave led the investigation directly to Oliver. Stay tuned!!!
3 comments:
I wish that bear had eaten Oliver.
Smokey I hope you get to rape the shit out of Oliver's smelly ass! Get some of your bear friends and make it a foursome! Make sure to tape you and your two bear buddies pounding away at Oliver! That will teach him to molest bears!
This may be my favorite post so far.
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