Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Michael Oliver Ponce Was Fantastic In Pumpkinhead!

Michael Oliver Ponce stole the show in the 1988 supernatural horror film, Pumpkinhead. In the movie, Ponce played a gigantic vengeance demon who attacked innocent people. The amazing thing is that Ponce played this role with no makeup whatsoever! He should have won an Academy Award for his role. Ponce's cult following began building shortly after this flick was released. Here is a picture of Ponce from the movie completely sans makeup:

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Did Michael Oliver Ponce Have a Sex Change?

Someone sent me this picture and claimed that the girl on the right is Michael Oliver Ponce after having a sex change operation. It appears as though Ponce either threw up on his breasts or has a bunch on bruises on them - I don't know what happened. Can anyone else confirm that Ponce did, in fact, have an operation to change into a woman?

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Michael Oliver Ponce Was Great in C.H.U.D.!!!

One of Michael Oliver Ponce's first big roles was in the 1984 horror movie, C.H.U.D. In that movie, Ponce played a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller (C.H.U.D.), i.e., a monster that lives in the sewer and comes above ground periodically to attack humans. Perhaps the casting director chose Ponce because of his stinky balls and ass and figured that Ponce would be perfect as a sewer monster?

Ponce played his role with no makeup whatsoever and received generally positive reviews. Here is a picture of Ponce from C.H.U.D.:

Monday, May 4, 2009

Did Homeless Men Give Michael Oliver a "Baby Bird"?

I read a story about Michael Oliver Ponce that was written on the wall of a bathroom stall at a rest stop last week. As the story goes, Ponce was in the alley behind a McDonald's last week when he was accosted by two horny and homeless men. These homeless men were apparently raging homosexuals who were turned on by the rank smell of Ponce's stinky balls and ass.

The homeless men were supposedly named Rufus and Mitch. Rufus and Mitch pulled a train with Ponce and then Mitch pulled out and shot his load into Rufus's mouth. Rufus then gave Ponce a "baby bird"! For those of you who don't know, a "baby bird" is a sex move that involves someone spitting a mouthful of semen into someone else's mouth.

I have been unable to confirm any of the details of this account, so if anyone knows any additional details, please let me know soon! Also, did Ponce enjoy being on the receiving end of the baby bird?

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Michael Oliver = Son of Sam?

During the late 1970s, New York City was stalked by a vicious serial killer nicknamed, "Son of Sam." The Son of Sam killed six people and wounded seven others during eight different shootings. David Berkowitz was arrested and confessed to two of the murders, but claimed that the other shootings were committed by members of a violent Satanic cult of which he was a member. Here is a picture of Berkowitz:

However, I recently discovered that some of the Son of Sam murders have been officially re-opened, as law enforcement officers are not convinced that Berkowitz committed those crimes. I heard a rumor that a demonic entity committed the murders and then spawned a demon child during the early 1980s. Supposedly this demonic entity is Michael Oliver Ponce! Does anyone know whether there any truth to this rumor? It makes a lot of sense - instead of killing people, Ponce annoys them with his stank b.o. and stinky balls and ass!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Michael Oliver at a Movie Premier for Kate Beckinsale

Here is a photo that was taken at the 2003 movie premier for Underworld, a movie about vampires. As one can see, Michael Oliver Ponce stood on the guard railing and scared away Kate Beckinsale! Kate Beckinsale was clearly frightened and probably thought that Ponce was a little troll who was there to attack her. Luckily, security was able to protect her on this occasion.

Michael Oliver's Grade School Class Photo

Someone sent me this photo that is supposedly taken of Michael Oliver Ponce when he was in the 5th grade. Ponce is the kid way off on the far left-hand side of the photo. As you can see, nobody wanted to sit near him, presumably because of his stank b.o.! It isn't surprising that the other kids kept their distance because as everyone knows, Ponce's balls and ass can be smelled from a distance of several yards away! Even his hot teacher won't stand near him!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Has Michael Oliver Moved Into a Garbage Can?


I have on good authority that this is a picture of Micheal Oliver and the garbage can that he is now living in. It seems that Michael can no longer afford the rent on the dumpster he was living in and is now living in a full garbage can. It does seem that he has on a pair of relatively new sneakers, but I doubt being face down in garbage will help his notorious B.O.!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Candid Photo of Michael Oliver Ponce's Gay Lover?

An anonymous person sent me this photo and claimed that the dude in the picture was one of Michael Oliver Ponce's gay lovers. Can someone verify this claim?

The guy in this photo just radiates homosexuality. The Tigger the Tiger upper body outfit in combination with the Spider-Man underwear is very popular at gay bathhouses. This guy looks as though he's ready to pounce on Ponce and pump Ponce full of his seed!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Gay Relationship With Randy Constan?

Randy Constan is a 54-year-old man who lives in Florida and frequently dresses up like Peter Pan and in many other queer outfits. I think that Michael Oliver Ponce may have vacationed in Florida while touring with The Samples in recent years. Does anyone know whether Ponce hooked up with Randy Constan during one of his vacations? As has been previously reported, Ponce rarely bathes and his balls and ass can be smelled from far away.

I bet that the rank smell of Ponce's taint would really turn on Randy Constan. I wonder whether Randy Constan infected Ponce with any STDs... If anyone has any details, please let me know soon!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Does Michael Oliver Ponce Have AIDS?

John Ritter and Jack Warden co-starred with Michael Oliver Ponce in the Problem Child movies. Ritter played Ponce's father and Warden played his grandfather. Sadly, both of these men have died within the past few years. Ritter reportedly died of a heart problem and Warden was reported to have died from heart and kidney failure.

Everyone knows about the rampant drug use and orgies that are ubiquitous in Hollywood. I heard a rumor that Ritter and Warden may have secretly died from the AIDS virus. If so, I have to wonder whether Ponce also contracted the deadly virus. Ritter and Warden probably deposited several gallons of their diseased seed in Ponce before they died, so it wouldn't surprise me at all if Ponce caught the virus! Does anyone know whether Ponce has AIDS and/or whether Ritter or Warden suffered from the disease?