Sunday, April 19, 2009

Michael Oliver = Son of Sam?

During the late 1970s, New York City was stalked by a vicious serial killer nicknamed, "Son of Sam." The Son of Sam killed six people and wounded seven others during eight different shootings. David Berkowitz was arrested and confessed to two of the murders, but claimed that the other shootings were committed by members of a violent Satanic cult of which he was a member. Here is a picture of Berkowitz:

However, I recently discovered that some of the Son of Sam murders have been officially re-opened, as law enforcement officers are not convinced that Berkowitz committed those crimes. I heard a rumor that a demonic entity committed the murders and then spawned a demon child during the early 1980s. Supposedly this demonic entity is Michael Oliver Ponce! Does anyone know whether there any truth to this rumor? It makes a lot of sense - instead of killing people, Ponce annoys them with his stank b.o. and stinky balls and ass!

2 comments:

Dude with genital warts said...

It makes sense to me. Oliver does have the devil's red hair, so it isn't much of a stretch to conclude he is the incarnation of the Son of Sam!

Big Ben Healy Fan said...

Oliver was defintely the driving force behind the Son of Sam murders. I've heard he used his demonic stink to whip people into a frenzy. He probably did this to Berkowitz who killed two people. The other four were overcome by "juniors" stink and died. Dumbass Berkowitz took the rap for all of them.