Monday, May 4, 2009

Did Homeless Men Give Michael Oliver a "Baby Bird"?

I read a story about Michael Oliver Ponce that was written on the wall of a bathroom stall at a rest stop last week. As the story goes, Ponce was in the alley behind a McDonald's last week when he was accosted by two horny and homeless men. These homeless men were apparently raging homosexuals who were turned on by the rank smell of Ponce's stinky balls and ass.

The homeless men were supposedly named Rufus and Mitch. Rufus and Mitch pulled a train with Ponce and then Mitch pulled out and shot his load into Rufus's mouth. Rufus then gave Ponce a "baby bird"! For those of you who don't know, a "baby bird" is a sex move that involves someone spitting a mouthful of semen into someone else's mouth.

I have been unable to confirm any of the details of this account, so if anyone knows any additional details, please let me know soon! Also, did Ponce enjoy being on the receiving end of the baby bird?

2 comments:

Dude with genital warts said...

I don't know whether homeless men ever did this to Oliver. However, I bet that John Ritter and Jack Warden did it to him on the crazy Problem Child set!

Mitch said...

The only thing better then blowing a load on Michael Oliver's nasty sweaty face was watching him accept a baby bird!