Mike Starring in a Hot Rock Video!

A good friend of mine took this fine picture of Mikey O shooting a video back in 2003.

"This screencap is Dimebag Darrell's response to hearing the Samples. It's from a bootleg Damageplan video."

Personally I love that Mike wears a bowtie even while being sodomized with a guitar!

Big Ben's "Big Ben"

Big Ben Healy, is it true that you got your nickname from your unusually-shaped member? Was the type of scene outlined in my picture a common occurrence on the rowdy Problem Child set?

Mikey O At a Daft Punk Show!

Last year, Michael and I went to a Daft Punk show in Las Vegas! We had a great time! As soon as the music hit, Mikey did what he does best - dropping to his knees and pleasuring as many dudes as humanly possible! I snapped this shot of Oliver and a couple of his adoring "fans" as Daft Punk busted out "Around the World"! There are some moments in a person's life where time seems to stop; this was one of those times.
For their encore, Daft Punk brought Mikey onstage, and violently spitroasted him while shaving his mullet off with a hair clippers! It was awesome!
I miss these grandfatherly outings with the boy.

Michael Oliver & Big Ben Healy Comic

Look at this awesome comic involving Michael Oliver and Big Ben Healy. Big Ben Healy is getting even with Oliver for damaging his store and being such a little brat! Big Ben is coating Oliver with a nice watery diarrhea spray - that will teach that little brat to be good!

Michael's Hollywood romances

Can anyone out there in cyberspace expand upon the gay romances that Michael is rumored to have had? From what I've heard, Mike has done all the greats: Dustin Diamond, Chris Burke, Carrot Top, the list is pretty much endless. It sounds like he gets around. Frankly the thought of Mike getting it on with Screech makes me hard. So much so that I made this picture:


Has anyone out there "known" Mike, in the biblical sense? I've heard that he's in to all kinds of kinky shit, including Hot Karls, Manhattan Transfers, Cincinnati Juiceboxes, and Fecal Jizz Pinatas. Can anyone confirm?