Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Photo of Michael Oliver Dancing at a Party!

Here is a photo of Michael Oliver Ponce dancing at a party.  Ponce appears to be either drunk or drugged up in this photo as he is taking off his shirt, revealing his sunken bird-chest and pasty skin.  The girl on the far right on the photo appears to be disgusted as she looks at Ponce's nasty body!


Friday, February 1, 2013

High School Photo of Michael Oliver

Here is a nice high school photo of Michael Oliver Ponce.  As shown, Michael admits that the football team caught him sniffing jockstraps.  Apparently he was in the high school band that would play at football games - maybe he would sneak into the locker room to sniff jock straps between the third and fourth quarters of a game?


Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Michael Oliver Was Great in "The Time Machine"

Michael Oliver Ponce was fantastic in "The Time Machine," the cinematic rendering of H.G. Wells' classic novel. In the movie, Michael played a Morelock, one of the humanoid monsters from 800,000 years in the future who feast on normal humans. Michael portrayed a Morelock without wearing any makeup whatsoever! Here is a screen cap of Michael from the movie:


Sunday, June 3, 2012

"The Michael Oliver Story" Documentary

There is a nice documentary about Michael Oliver that has been uploaded onto Youtube:



















Thursday, November 10, 2011

Michael Oliver Is a Penn State Football Coach?

Everyone is now aware of the Penn State child molestation scandal. A former team coach Jerry Sandusky has been accused of molesting scores of young boys in recent years. A former graduate assistant football coach walked in in Sandusky anally raping a 10-year-old boy back in 2002 and did not even bother to stop the rape or report the incident to the police! Shockingly, that former graduate assistant coach has been a team coach for years and will remain a coach despite the firing of long-time coaching legend Joe Paterno earlier in the week.

Here is a photo of the current coach who witnessed the anal rape of a 10-year-old boy back in 2002. Although I cannot be certain, this man appears to be Michael Oliver Ponce - the red hair is the tell-tale sign the gives him away! Why didn't Ponce do the right thing by reporting the rape of the 10-year-old boy to the police right away?

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Gay Fantasy Video Of Michael Oliver Ponce - The Parking Garage

Check out this hot gay fantasy video of Michael Oliver in a parking garage:

Friday, April 29, 2011

Old Pictures of Michael Oliver Ponce and Gary Coleman

Here are some nice older pictures of Michael Oliver Ponce and Gary Coleman. They look so sweet and it is obvious that they were deeply in love with each other when these photos were taken. Michael Oliver Ponce continues to amaze me - I hadn't realized that he and Gary Coleman had engaged in a gay relationship when they were young boys!



Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Michael Oliver Ponce Was Fantastic In Pumpkinhead!

Michael Oliver Ponce stole the show in the 1988 supernatural horror film, Pumpkinhead. In the movie, Ponce played a gigantic vengeance demon who attacked innocent people. The amazing thing is that Ponce played this role with no makeup whatsoever! He should have won an Academy Award for his role. Ponce's cult following began building shortly after this flick was released. Here is a picture of Ponce from the movie completely sans makeup:

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Did Michael Oliver Ponce Have a Sex Change?

Someone sent me this picture and claimed that the girl on the right is Michael Oliver Ponce after having a sex change operation. It appears as though Ponce either threw up on his breasts or has a bunch on bruises on them - I don't know what happened. Can anyone else confirm that Ponce did, in fact, have an operation to change into a woman?

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Michael Oliver Ponce Was Great in C.H.U.D.!!!

One of Michael Oliver Ponce's first big roles was in the 1984 horror movie, C.H.U.D. In that movie, Ponce played a Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller (C.H.U.D.), i.e., a monster that lives in the sewer and comes above ground periodically to attack humans. Perhaps the casting director chose Ponce because of his stinky balls and ass and figured that Ponce would be perfect as a sewer monster?

Ponce played his role with no makeup whatsoever and received generally positive reviews. Here is a picture of Ponce from C.H.U.D.:

Monday, May 4, 2009

Did Homeless Men Give Michael Oliver a "Baby Bird"?

I read a story about Michael Oliver Ponce that was written on the wall of a bathroom stall at a rest stop last week. As the story goes, Ponce was in the alley behind a McDonald's last week when he was accosted by two horny and homeless men. These homeless men were apparently raging homosexuals who were turned on by the rank smell of Ponce's stinky balls and ass.

The homeless men were supposedly named Rufus and Mitch. Rufus and Mitch pulled a train with Ponce and then Mitch pulled out and shot his load into Rufus's mouth. Rufus then gave Ponce a "baby bird"! For those of you who don't know, a "baby bird" is a sex move that involves someone spitting a mouthful of semen into someone else's mouth.

I have been unable to confirm any of the details of this account, so if anyone knows any additional details, please let me know soon! Also, did Ponce enjoy being on the receiving end of the baby bird?

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Michael Oliver = Son of Sam?

During the late 1970s, New York City was stalked by a vicious serial killer nicknamed, "Son of Sam." The Son of Sam killed six people and wounded seven others during eight different shootings. David Berkowitz was arrested and confessed to two of the murders, but claimed that the other shootings were committed by members of a violent Satanic cult of which he was a member. Here is a picture of Berkowitz:

However, I recently discovered that some of the Son of Sam murders have been officially re-opened, as law enforcement officers are not convinced that Berkowitz committed those crimes. I heard a rumor that a demonic entity committed the murders and then spawned a demon child during the early 1980s. Supposedly this demonic entity is Michael Oliver Ponce! Does anyone know whether there any truth to this rumor? It makes a lot of sense - instead of killing people, Ponce annoys them with his stank b.o. and stinky balls and ass!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Michael Oliver at a Movie Premier for Kate Beckinsale

Here is a photo that was taken at the 2003 movie premier for Underworld, a movie about vampires. As one can see, Michael Oliver Ponce stood on the guard railing and scared away Kate Beckinsale! Kate Beckinsale was clearly frightened and probably thought that Ponce was a little troll who was there to attack her. Luckily, security was able to protect her on this occasion.

Michael Oliver's Grade School Class Photo

Someone sent me this photo that is supposedly taken of Michael Oliver Ponce when he was in the 5th grade. Ponce is the kid way off on the far left-hand side of the photo. As you can see, nobody wanted to sit near him, presumably because of his stank b.o.! It isn't surprising that the other kids kept their distance because as everyone knows, Ponce's balls and ass can be smelled from a distance of several yards away! Even his hot teacher won't stand near him!

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Has Michael Oliver Moved Into a Garbage Can?


I have on good authority that this is a picture of Micheal Oliver and the garbage can that he is now living in. It seems that Michael can no longer afford the rent on the dumpster he was living in and is now living in a full garbage can. It does seem that he has on a pair of relatively new sneakers, but I doubt being face down in garbage will help his notorious B.O.!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Candid Photo of Michael Oliver Ponce's Gay Lover?

An anonymous person sent me this photo and claimed that the dude in the picture was one of Michael Oliver Ponce's gay lovers. Can someone verify this claim?

The guy in this photo just radiates homosexuality. The Tigger the Tiger upper body outfit in combination with the Spider-Man underwear is very popular at gay bathhouses. This guy looks as though he's ready to pounce on Ponce and pump Ponce full of his seed!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Gay Relationship With Randy Constan?

Randy Constan is a 54-year-old man who lives in Florida and frequently dresses up like Peter Pan and in many other queer outfits. I think that Michael Oliver Ponce may have vacationed in Florida while touring with The Samples in recent years. Does anyone know whether Ponce hooked up with Randy Constan during one of his vacations? As has been previously reported, Ponce rarely bathes and his balls and ass can be smelled from far away.

I bet that the rank smell of Ponce's taint would really turn on Randy Constan. I wonder whether Randy Constan infected Ponce with any STDs... If anyone has any details, please let me know soon!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Does Michael Oliver Ponce Have AIDS?

John Ritter and Jack Warden co-starred with Michael Oliver Ponce in the Problem Child movies. Ritter played Ponce's father and Warden played his grandfather. Sadly, both of these men have died within the past few years. Ritter reportedly died of a heart problem and Warden was reported to have died from heart and kidney failure.

Everyone knows about the rampant drug use and orgies that are ubiquitous in Hollywood. I heard a rumor that Ritter and Warden may have secretly died from the AIDS virus. If so, I have to wonder whether Ponce also contracted the deadly virus. Ritter and Warden probably deposited several gallons of their diseased seed in Ponce before they died, so it wouldn't surprise me at all if Ponce caught the virus! Does anyone know whether Ponce has AIDS and/or whether Ritter or Warden suffered from the disease?

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Michael Oliver's Race In the Special Olympics

Michael Oliver Ponce competed in the Special Olympics back in 1992, when he was 11 years old. Ponce ran the 100 meter dash against other mentally-challenged children and finished in 3rd place with a time of 15.2 seconds. Here is a picture of Ponce that was taken during his race. He sure looks happy, doesn't he? I'll bet he ran right into the caring arms of Big Ben Healy at the end of the race!

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Michael Oliver Ponce and Danny Cooksey - A Study in Duality

So I was watching Terminator 2: Judgment Day the other night for the first time in many years and I happened to notice that John Connor's Guns 'N' Roses loving friend was sporting a rather strinking ginger mullet:

So, being the huge fan of Michael that I am I decided to do some research on this imposter to the throne of ginger mullitude...it turns out that his name is Danny Cooksey and not only is his hairstyle the same, but his career path is eerily similar also, with Danny starting out a minor child star and going on to stay below the fame radar as it were, despite his efforts to pursue a career in rock and roll. At one point he was lead vocalist in a short lived Steve Vai band, "Bad4Good":

This is all too similar to be mere coincidence...could it be that Michael and Danny were separated at birth? Maybe they were once lovers who traded career notes? If not I really think they should hook up...wouldn't they make the cutest couple?

Here's Cooksey now...there's quite a resemblance don't ya think?

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Is Michael Oliver Hung Like a Baby?

I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce is hung like a three-month-old baby. Supposedly his cock looks like a tiny Vienna Sausage. Can anyone confirm these rumors? Surely someone has run into Ponce at a gay bathhouse recently and can confirm the details. I wonder if Ponce has even sprouted pubes on his ginger ball sac...

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Did Big Ben Healy Burn Michel Oliver's Crotch With Hot Bacon Grease?

I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce was being really annoying and whiny during a Problem Child reunion a few years ago and really pissed off both John Ritter and Big Ben Healy. Supposedly Ponce kept telling everyone that he was entirely responsible for the success of Problem Child 1 and 2. I also heard that he made fun of Big Ben Healy for his baldness and said, "Big Ben, you wish you had an awesome ginger mullet like me!"

Ponce apparently had his outburst during a brunch and Big Ben Healy quickly took action to silence Ponce. Supposedly Big Ben Healy ran into the kitchen and grabbed a frying pan in which bacon was cooking. Big Ben subsequently threw piping hot bacon grease onto Ponce's groin, causing second degree burns! When Ponce yelled out in pain, I heard that Big Ben smacked him in the head with the frying pain and then sat down and ate the bacon that was cooking in the frying pan!

Has anyone else heard this rumor? Can anyone confirm these details?

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Dirty Work?



I have heard that during the filming of the movie "Dirty Work" Michael Oliver decided to stop by the set and see his old castmate Jack Warden. Unfortunately for Oliver, Jack had been drinking and doing smack with co-stars Artie Lange and Norm MacDonald. I've heard that upon seeing Oliver, Jack immediately smashed a Jack Daniels bottle over his mullet and ripped off his pants. Oliver was spitroasted by Artie Lange and Norm MacDonald while Warden dropped trough and took an enormous shit all over Oliver. After a few minutes of this Oliver began to like it and began licking the shit and gobbling up the cocks! Jack Warden did not like that Ponce was enjoying himself and pulled out a bullwhip and began whipping Oliver's testicles! When Ponce also liked that Warden had Artie Lange fart in his face while Norm hosed him down with a golden shower. Lange's fart knocked Oliver unconscious and when he woke up in a dumpster he found that Jack Warden had stolen the money out of his wallet and Artie Lange had taken a shit in it. Some say that Oliver reminisces about this quite often and calls it "the best day of his life".

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Mike Oliver's role in Bad Lieutenant

Mike, I just wanted to say that I thought you were amazing in your uncredited role as Harvey Keitel's penis in Bad Lieutenant. You deserved an Oscar for that shit! You must've nearly suffocated! Good job buddy!

Monday, July 14, 2008

Michal Oliver's Early Role in Gremlins


I have uncovered what may have been Michael Oliver's earliest known role. It seems that as a very small child Michael was tapped to play the character "Stripe" in the movie Gremlins. I've been told that Michael needed no makeup for the role and saved the producers quite a bit of money! Way to go Mikey O! Unfortunately even at a young age his co-stars were disgusted by his foul smell and Phoebe Cates was rumored to have vomited upon meeting him.

Monday, July 7, 2008

Michael Oliver's Role In Nightmare on Elm Street!

Michael Oliver Ponce stole the show in the Nightmare on Elm Street movies. As you may recall, he played the evil child-killing monster, Freddy Kreuger. The Freddy Kreuger character was an evil man/entity who had severe burns over his entire body. Ponce was great and didn't even need to wear any makeup whatsoever - he had the perfect complexion for the role!

I heard that Ponce may have won an Oscar for his role. Does anyone know whether that is true?

Monday, June 23, 2008

Is There a Rubik's Cube Stuck in Michael Oliver's Colon?

I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce brought a Rubik's Cube with him to the set of Problem Child 2 and had a tantrum because he couldn't solve the famous 3-dimensional puzzle. Apparently Big Ben Healy became irate at Ponce's whining and violently shoved the Rubik's Cube up Ponce's ass. Supposedly the Rubik's Cube still resides in Ponce's colon and can be felt by anyone having anal sex with Ponce.

Has anyone else heard this rumor or know whether there is any thruth to this rumor?

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Did Michael Oliver Molest a Bear?


I've heard from good sources that park rangers in California are currently investigating the possibility the Michael "Ponce" Oliver recently molested a gay black bear. It seems that Michael and the bear had hit it off during one of Michaels forays into the California woods when Michael got a bit inappropriate. It seems that after spending most of the day with Oliver the bear grew to hate him and his rank ass and was actually planning on eating him. Oliver however had different plans and tried to put the moves on the bear. When he was rebuffed Michael got very mad and forced the bear to lick his stank ass taint! The bear reported this to park rangers and the description the bear gave led the investigation directly to Oliver. Stay tuned!!!

Sunday, June 8, 2008

Does Michael Oliver Enjoy Being Tea-bagged?

I wonder whether Michael Oliver Ponce enjoys tea-bagging... I'll bet he loves it when sweaty homeless men dunk their nuts into his mouth! Ponce probably sucks all of the sweat, dirt, and lice off those dirty nuts within minutes. Ponce probably also likes it when a homeless man farts right in his face while also tea-bagging Ponce! Man, Ponce must be extremely horny and demented!

Saturday, June 7, 2008

Michael Oliver's New Lover?


I have on good authority that this fine strapping man is Michael Olivers new lover! (Sorry guys he's off the market again!) It seems that this is Cledus, Michael's 3rd cousin and the two of them are going at it hot and heavy!!! Michael treated Cledus to a fine meal of Old Country Buffet farts. Then the lovers went back to Michael's sewer home for some HOT lovemaking!! I hear that they are trying to create a buttbaby!!!! I'm sure that it would be demented and would have the best mullet ever. So far the relationship is just about massive amounts of butt loving and Old Country Buffet but some insiders think that a gay marriage may occur down the road!!! Stay Tuned!!!


UPDATE: Michael and Cledus have broken up! It seems that after the recent allegations of Michael molesting a bear Cledus kicked him to the curb. Hot studs be on the lookout as Ponce is back on the market!

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Michael Oliver in the Gayest Video Ever!

HEY MIKEY O! Big Ben Healey found the skeletons in your fucking closet! Yeah, I remember when you had a stint as the singer from Rammstein, and you made what has to be the Mount Vernon of queerness! This is what happens when you welsh on Big Ben Healey debts! Hope Ninja Gaiden was worth it, fuckface!

Friday, May 30, 2008

Line of Gay Men Waiting for Blowjobs from Michael Oliver?

Here's a nice picture of gay homeless men lined up. I heard that these men are waiting in line for blowjobs from Michael Oliver Ponce and to also have anal sex with Ponce. Does anyone know if there is any truth to this rumor?

Be sure to check out the crazy-looking mongoloid in the upper right-hand corner of the photo. He's wearing a red shirt that appears to have the number 18 written on it. I'll bet that dude really gave it to Ponce!

Sunday, May 25, 2008

Was Michael Recently Fired by Chris Burke?


I have on good authority that Michael Oliver was recently fired from his roadie duties for Chris Burke's hardcore queercore band! I'm sure that everyone remembers Chris Burke from his role as "Corky" on the show Life Goes On. It seems that somehow Michael sought out Chris and they began a heavy love affair. Chris invited Michael to be the groups roadie and off Michael went on the road with Chris and his band. However, things turned sour when Michael placed an enormous poster of his head on the stage along with the band's equipment. Michael tried to explain to Chris that he was trying to generate a buzz at St. Pauls Elderly Home so that the people would know that he "Michael Oliver" was the roadie for the show. To make matters worse later that night while on the tour bus Chris walked in on his bandmates, the Demasi twins, spitroasting Oliver!!! Well that was enough for Corky and he fired Michael on the spot! I'm bummed as I was hoping to catch Michael when Corky and his band played at a local Jr. High School!

Sunday, May 18, 2008

Does Michael Oliver Beg for "Fart" Meals Outside Old Country Buffet?


I have heard from many good sources that Michael Oliver has hit what I consider to be rock bottom! I have heard that in recent weeks he has been spotted outside an Old Country Buffet near his sewer home. He lays by the front doors and pretends to be in pain by moaning. He only does this to people who have already eaten and are on their way out of the restaurant. When some nice soul stops to ask what's wrong Oliver says he is hungry and begs them to fart some of the Old Country Buffet goodness into his mouth! Most people walk away after hearing this request, but enough comply to keep Oliver returning! No one knows if Oliver actually considers a fart to the face "eating" or if it's to fulfill a sick sexual fantasy of Olivers!

UPDATE: Michael Oliver has been banned from the above mentioned Old Country Buffet for harassing their patrons. He has gone back to his sewer home.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Is Michael Oliver a Bug Chaser?

The Rolling Stone magazine published an article about gay men who have unprotected gay sex in the hope of contracting the deadly HIV virus. Such behavior is somewhat common in the gay community and gay men who engage in such risky practices desiring to contract HIV are called "bug chasers." Does anyone know whether Michael Oliver Ponce is a bug chaser? He's probably ingested thousands of gallons of HIV juice at rest stops and gas station bathrooms over the years!

Wednesday, May 7, 2008

Michael Oliver's Role in "Alien Autopsy"

One of Michael Oliver Ponce's most unusal roles was in the 1995 TV special, Alien Autopsy - Fact or Fiction. It aired on the FOX network during the summer in 1995. Michael acted in the original footage without using any make up at all! Ray Santilli, a London-based video entrepreneur, claimed to have original black-and-white video footage on an autopsy being performed on one of the aliens allegedly captured in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947. He peddled his footage of what was supposedly the autopsy to various networks and FOX produced a special show about the footage.

The alien autopsy footage was later proved to be a fake when John Ritter recognized Michael Oliver Ponce as the alleged alien carcass. Here are some images of Ponce from that TV special:

Is Michael Oliver Hung Like a Tic-Tac?

I heard a rumor the other day that Michael Oliver Ponce has an extremely tiny penis. Does anyone know if there is any truth to this rumor?

Supposedly it is the size of a Tic-Tac breath mint. Of course, popping a Tic-Tac breath mint into one's mouth would freshen one's breath, whereas popping Ponce's tiny Tic-Tac sized cock into one's mouth would make one's breath smell like Ponce's stank balls and ass. Ponce, maybe you should approach Ferraro, the company that manufactures Tic-Tacs, and try to convince them to create a new flavor that tastes like your smelly balls and ass - I'm sure it would be a top seller in the deviant homosexual community!

Monday, May 5, 2008

I've fucking had it!!!

I spent all fucking April down in Cancun sucking down pina coladas and punching mules and childrend in the fucking dick in order to get ofver my fucking rage because you stole muy fucking money to buy that goddamb Ninja Gaiden shit Video game! Guess what, Junior? The rage hasn't gone away at all! Fifty Dallars! That's what I paid your fucking old man for an entire's week of work! Do you want to dig up John rigtter's goddamn piece of shit corpse and make him work down at big ben's Place? Do you have a spare copy of the motherfuckingdogturded Necro fuck Nomicon lying around, you black wearding mullet red mulleted fuckstick? I bet you do, but you ain't getting my son to step foot in the greatest sporting fgoods store there is ever again! He fucked with my store bad enough the last time he brought your oughtabe aborted ass through the windows! No way! Not again! Fuck! Necromancy isn't going to screw me over again! You better pay up, junior, you little ginger queer donkey fucker, or you're bo gonna need some poopstick necromancy yourself! Ninja Gaiden doesn't give you the right to shit all over sother people'es feelings you bastard basket case! You owe me fifty dollars, and Big Bend is gonna send miy hitman Mister Belding to get your money and shit all over the Sampler's band equipemtn. You've had your day, you punked out of my epic documentatry Problem Child Three: The Legend of Curly's Gold, and now you're gonna make up yfor your unfilial behavior. No grandson of my ing ine is going to get by inthe Healy family without paying some shit dues! I know where you are I know where to find you ad that's that. Pay up or I'll break your ninjA Gaiden vicdeo game and ayour Nintendo and then your kneecaps. I studied nunchuks after you knowcked me yout of the window and left me on that tree to die. Some guy at Wedynyddwendy's th taught me how on his lunc h break. So no w I know all your secrets. Are you scared? You better be, punk! I'm gonna bring my robot wife form the Twilight zone if that's not enough! You're DEAD!

Yours,

Benjamin Sophocles Healy, First Duke Healey

Saturday, May 3, 2008

Michael Oliver Loves Having Random Dudes Fart in His Face?


I have heard from terrific sources that Michael Oliver's favorite hobby is to have random dudes sit on his face and blow ass! He also very much enjoys farting on his hand and smelling it! I'm told that he loves to eat garbage and excrement then he waits for his digestive system to produce some rank farts. He cups his hand beneath his ass and farts into it. He then immediately takes his still cupped hand up to his face and deeply breathes in his own flatulence. I've been told that when doing this he moans in ecstasy as this is the most pleasurable thing for him other then young Mexican boys farting directly into his face! Rumor has it that Michael tried storing his farts in a Mason jar but he found the farts deteriorated and didn't provide the same level of pleasure he receives from a "fresh" fart. Way to go Mikey that sounds uber disgusting! The picture is of one of Michaels lovers farting in his face during a "fart frenzy".

Friday, May 2, 2008

Michael Oliver's Role In "Star Wars: Return of the Jedi"

The most successful movie in which Michael Oliver Ponce has ever acted was 1983's hit, Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. In it, Ponce played Admiral Akbar, the Supreme Commander of the Rebel Alliance Fleet fighting against the forces of evil! A picture of Ponce dressed up as Admiral Akbar is shown below. As one can clearly see, Ponce wore minimal makeup for this role and, in fact, the only way to tell that he's an admiral is by looking at the shirt he's wearing! Ponce really fit the look for this role, although I think he should have shaved his whiskers before appearing in the movie.

Speaking of admirals, I wonder if Darth Vader gave Ponce a "rear admiral" on the rowdy Return of the Jedi set...

Michael Oliver's Role in "Annie"

In 1982, Michael Oliver Ponce starred as a little orphan in the box office hit, Annie. Ponce played a homeless little girl who is orphaned during the Great Depression and lives in an orphanage with a runaway dog until she is adopted by a rich man. I personally thought that Annie totally sucked when I saw it as a child, although it was fairly popular. Ponce did, however, impress me with his immense talents as a character actor, wearing a dress throughout the movie and getting a firecrotch perm!

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Michael Oliver's Role in "Creature From The Black Lagoon"

One of Michael Oliver Ponce's first movie roles was as Gill-man, an amphibious monster living in an Amazonian rain forest, in Creature From the Black Lagoon. Ponce played the title character in this horror flick and he did so without wearing any makeup, resulting in a fast shoot for the movie! Here's a picture of Ponce from the movie:

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Hot Picture of Michael Oliver Out Shopping!

Here's a nice picture I found. This appears to be a picture of Michael Oliver Ponce out shopping. He sure is the fashion icon! He obviously enjoys wearing skin-tight leotards, especially without underwear. Ponce must be an exhibitionist who wants the whole world to see his junk. I wonder if the back of his leotard has skidmarks... I'll bet his stank balls and ass can be smelled from 100 feet away!

Monday, April 28, 2008

Michael Oliver Recently Spotted at Gay Bathouse?


I have heard from good sources that after reading many of the blogs on this site Michael Oliver is in a rush to wash his sweaty, stinky balls and asshole! Over the weekend he was spotted heading into this gay bathhouse where he received many golden showers and a few hot carls! I'm told that although he wound up smelling worse then ever (his mullet now reeks of piss) he found the bathhouse experience to be a good one and will return! So all you hot queers keep an eye out for Oliver at your favorite bathhouse!!!

Michael Oliver's Role in Wrong Turn

Michael Oliver had a starring role in the 2003 horror flick, Wrong Turn. In the movie, Michael Oliver Ponce played a canniballistic inbred mountain person who went on a killing rampage. Ponce was very believable in this role. He also managed to perform this role with no makeup whatsoever! Here is a picture of Ponce from the movie:

Friday, April 25, 2008

Michael Oliver's Role In Deliverance!

One of Michael Oliver's first movie roles was as an ugly inbred kid in the movie Deliverance. Michael played the banjo in a famous scene with Ronnie Cox. Here is a screen cap of Michael Oliver Ponce from that movie:


Here's a clip of his scene. Michael sure could strum the banjo! Maybe that's why he decided to be a roadie - he must love being around music.

Michael Oliver's Acting Career Is In The Toilet!

Michael Oliver was one of the most versatile and sought-after child actors of the 1980s and early 1990s. He starred in many movies and TV shows. For all intents and purposes he was the "go to" child star to cast in any role requiring an ugly kid with red hair. As has been discussed below, he starred in numerous roles on Diff'rent Strokes, played a little girl on Small Wonder, was the title character completely sans-makeup in Mask, etc.

However, Michael Oliver Ponce's career has stalled over the past 10+ years, forcing him into his dead-end roadie job where he is apparently unable to shower or bathe for days on end, resulting in everyone at his concerts being able to smell his stank balls and ass from a distance of several yards. Ponce, you need to follow the lead of Ron Howard. He was the ugly red-headed kid on Happy Days and although he's even uglier now as a middle-aged adult, he is one of the most successful directors in Hollywood. Ponce, I hope you get it together soon!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Michael Oliver's Role on Small Wonder

One of Michael Oliver Ponce's first roles was as Harriet Brindle on the mid-1980s syndicated hit show, Small Wonder. Ponce dressed as a little girl for this role and became universally known as one of the most annoying characters in TV history. Ponce's Harriet was kind of like the female version of Screech from Saved By The Bell. Here is a picture of Ponce from his days on Small Wonder:

I heard a rumor that several years ago Ponce drove to Vermont to exchange gay nuptials with some other dude. Here is a picture from his gay wedding (Ponce is the one on the left - he must have been so happy to find manly love with another fire crotch!):