Thursday, October 16, 2008

Michael Oliver Ponce and Danny Cooksey - A Study in Duality

So I was watching Terminator 2: Judgment Day the other night for the first time in many years and I happened to notice that John Connor's Guns 'N' Roses loving friend was sporting a rather strinking ginger mullet:

So, being the huge fan of Michael that I am I decided to do some research on this imposter to the throne of ginger mullitude...it turns out that his name is Danny Cooksey and not only is his hairstyle the same, but his career path is eerily similar also, with Danny starting out a minor child star and going on to stay below the fame radar as it were, despite his efforts to pursue a career in rock and roll. At one point he was lead vocalist in a short lived Steve Vai band, "Bad4Good":

This is all too similar to be mere coincidence...could it be that Michael and Danny were separated at birth? Maybe they were once lovers who traded career notes? If not I really think they should hook up...wouldn't they make the cutest couple?

Here's Cooksey now...there's quite a resemblance don't ya think?

6 comments:

Neil said...

Ponce, were you and Danny Cooksey separated at birth? You look like twin brothers! You two would make a cute couple. I can just see you and Danny making out on the cot that you sleep on at your housing project - you would each caress each other's mullet while rubbing knobs and fingering each other in the ass!!!

JewveBeenFramed said...

Does Danny cooksey have mad BO like Ponce? I wonder if Junior's nickname for Danny was a clever word play on his last name changing cook to cock? I'm sure either Danny or Junior is reading this it's not like they having any thing better to do so holla and let us know if the combined stink of you both is enough to put Chernobyl to shame!!

JewveBeenFramed said...

Does Danny cooksey have mad BO like Ponce? I wonder if Junior's nickname for Danny was a clever word play on his last name changing cook to cock? I'm sure either Danny or Junior is reading this it's not like they having any thing better to do so holla and let us know if the combined stink of you both is enough to put Chernobyl to shame!!

Big Ben Healy Fan said...

Jewbeenframed that is quite an observation you have there! If Ponce and Cooksey ever combined stink it could cause a disaster of epic proportions! I have heard the the department of homeland security has a gps device on both of them and makes sure they keep at least 1,000 miles apart.

Dude with Genital Warts said...

Ponce and Cooksey need to hook up immediately and get their encounter on film! I would play the video at a gay bar and the STD-ridden patrons would pay big bucks to see such gay porn while they jerk off. Ponce, make this happen and I'll give you 10% of the proceeds!

oppisitioner said...

This is the funniest shit ive ever read in my life!