Sunday, May 25, 2008

Was Michael Recently Fired by Chris Burke?


I have on good authority that Michael Oliver was recently fired from his roadie duties for Chris Burke's hardcore queercore band! I'm sure that everyone remembers Chris Burke from his role as "Corky" on the show Life Goes On. It seems that somehow Michael sought out Chris and they began a heavy love affair. Chris invited Michael to be the groups roadie and off Michael went on the road with Chris and his band. However, things turned sour when Michael placed an enormous poster of his head on the stage along with the band's equipment. Michael tried to explain to Chris that he was trying to generate a buzz at St. Pauls Elderly Home so that the people would know that he "Michael Oliver" was the roadie for the show. To make matters worse later that night while on the tour bus Chris walked in on his bandmates, the Demasi twins, spitroasting Oliver!!! Well that was enough for Corky and he fired Michael on the spot! I'm bummed as I was hoping to catch Michael when Corky and his band played at a local Jr. High School!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Michael was not fired by Chris Burke. In fact, "Chris Burke" is merely a stage name for Michael Oliver. Michael acted under this name on the early 1990s sitcom, "Life Goes On."

Anonymous said...

Come on, the name "Chris Burke" really sounds made up when you think about it, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

I once saw the Chris Burke show and there were dozens of queers jerking off all over each other while Corky and his band rocked out! Both of the DeMasi twins had their cocks hanging out of their pants and they were both very excited. I thought I saw Michael Oliver peek out from backstage with a pissed off look on his face but I'm not sure!