Saturday, May 3, 2008

Michael Oliver Loves Having Random Dudes Fart in His Face?


I have heard from terrific sources that Michael Oliver's favorite hobby is to have random dudes sit on his face and blow ass! He also very much enjoys farting on his hand and smelling it! I'm told that he loves to eat garbage and excrement then he waits for his digestive system to produce some rank farts. He cups his hand beneath his ass and farts into it. He then immediately takes his still cupped hand up to his face and deeply breathes in his own flatulence. I've been told that when doing this he moans in ecstasy as this is the most pleasurable thing for him other then young Mexican boys farting directly into his face! Rumor has it that Michael tried storing his farts in a Mason jar but he found the farts deteriorated and didn't provide the same level of pleasure he receives from a "fresh" fart. Way to go Mikey that sounds uber disgusting! The picture is of one of Michaels lovers farting in his face during a "fart frenzy".

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Was that picture taken on Michael's birthday? I'll bet he's a big fan of Bozo the Clown. Michael would probably play Bozo's
"Grand Prize" and would trade the grand prize for a few Bozo farts in his face!

Anonymous said...

Yeah Elliot, but I like that "Bozo" didn't bother to put on the entire costume. He decided that just the head was enough and jeans and a muscle shirt would be an excellent addition!I bet that was Mikey's greatest birthday ever!