Has anyone else heard this rumor or know whether there is any thruth to this rumor?
Monday, June 23, 2008
Is There a Rubik's Cube Stuck in Michael Oliver's Colon?
I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce brought a Rubik's Cube with him to the set of Problem Child 2 and had a tantrum because he couldn't solve the famous 3-dimensional puzzle. Apparently Big Ben Healy became irate at Ponce's whining and violently shoved the Rubik's Cube up Ponce's ass. Supposedly the Rubik's Cube still resides in Ponce's colon and can be felt by anyone having anal sex with Ponce.
Has anyone else heard this rumor or know whether there is any thruth to this rumor?
Has anyone else heard this rumor or know whether there is any thruth to this rumor?
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I actually solved the Rubik's Cube while it was stuck up Oliver's brownpipe. It took a lot of anal pounding (and the associated rectal bleeding) until I found the right combination.
Now you mention it...the prick in question had a certain ursine quality to it...talk about "the great bear"!!!
I've been up here for nigh on 20 years!! HEEEEELLLLPPP!!!!!!
I heard that Oliver was stomped on by Anti-fart eating hate mongerers at his local Chinese Buffet. Oliver was trying to enjoy a fat mans "leftover" General Tso's chicken when the beatdown began. Luckily Oliver was not badly injured as his stink scared off the thugs.
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