I have heard that during the filming of the movie "Dirty Work" Michael Oliver decided to stop by the set and see his old castmate Jack Warden. Unfortunately for Oliver, Jack had been drinking and doing smack with co-stars Artie Lange and Norm MacDonald. I've heard that upon seeing Oliver, Jack immediately smashed a Jack Daniels bottle over his mullet and ripped off his pants. Oliver was spitroasted by Artie Lange and Norm MacDonald while Warden dropped trough and took an enormous shit all over Oliver. After a few minutes of this Oliver began to like it and began licking the shit and gobbling up the cocks! Jack Warden did not like that Ponce was enjoying himself and pulled out a bullwhip and began whipping Oliver's testicles! When Ponce also liked that Warden had Artie Lange fart in his face while Norm hosed him down with a golden shower. Lange's fart knocked Oliver unconscious and when he woke up in a dumpster he found that Jack Warden had stolen the money out of his wallet and Artie Lange had taken a shit in it. Some say that Oliver reminisces about this quite often and calls it "the best day of his life".
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I liked "Dirty Work" and have seen it many times since I bought the DVD several years ago. Remember that scene were Norm MacDonald and Artie Lange were on top of the roof of one of their buildings and Artie Lange was pissing over the side? I'll bet that Ponce was standing down on the street catching all of the piss in his mouth, just like a good little piss-drinking cum-guzzler should!
Ponce was definitely played the roll of the uncredited "urine bucket" on Dirty Work. Maybe that's why he tried to go hang out with Jack and the boys? I'm glad Jack taught him a lesson about barging in while Jack was partying!
I wonder if David Spade was hanging out in the corner jerking off while all this went on? He seems like the kind of guy who would do that.
I heard Artie once on the Howard Stern show talking about how on the set of Dirty Work how he was so coked up. He would snort blow and wander the set. He talked about how he came accross some ugly red headed kid begging for money. Artie gave him a buck and the kid called him a "cheap faggot" Artie went back over and beat the fuck out of this kid and stuffed him into a mailbox. He said after he sobbered up he heard how their piss bucket was missing. He realized what he had done. They eventually found Oliver and he stayed away from Lange. Artie said he'd love to beat that kids faggot ass one more time.
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