Did Michael Oliver Abort His Butt-Baby With A Coat Hanger?

I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce was anally impregnanted by Big Ben Healy on his 19th birthday. Apparently Big Ben Healy fired his seed up Oliver's shit pipe over and over again over a two week period. Two weeks later, Oliver discovered that Big Ben's potent seed had created a butt baby that was growing in Oliver's anal orifice. Oliver was so scared that he quickly ran to Big Ben Healy for some advice.

Big Ben didn't want to have to financially support his butt baby, so he decided to abort his gay love child. Instead of going to an abortion clinic, Big Ben decided to abort Oliver's butt baby the old fashioned way - i.e., with a rusty coat hanger. Big Ben used a coat hanger that he received from the Chinese dry cleaner over on 50th street and untwisted the metal and jammed it up Oliver's rectum for several minutes until Oliver passed out from blood loss. Big Ben was so happy at that time that he jerked off onto the unconscious Oliver's firecrotch.

Does anyone know if there is any truth to this rumor?