Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Does Michael Oliver Ponce Fantasize About Hulk Hogan While Jerking Off?
I heard a rumor that Michael Oliver Ponce is a huge wrestling fan and that his favorite wrestler is Hulk Hogan. I also heard that he would masturbate vigorously while watching the Hulkster wrestle and his favorite matches were those between Hulk Hogan and Randy "Macho Man" Savage. Last December I was at a rest stop on Reno, Nevada and I read some graffiti that alleges that Ponce used to rent Hogan's "No Holds Barred" movie almost every week so that he could watch it while cracking one off. Does anyone know if there is any truth to any of these rumors?
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I don't know if Ponce beats his meat to the Hulkster...but I certainly do...the man is a gay icon through and through. YOU JOCKASS!!!!
BTW "No Holds Barred" is viewable on Youtube...get jerkin' boyz!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=88-PVzvbs7g
I like tossing off to the scene where Hogan is kidnapped and thrown in a limo. I love it when Hogan jumps about 10 feet up in the air through the metal roof on top of the limo (not through a sun roof!) - that scene makes my cock stand at attention!
If this is true at least Ponce has good taste in movies! The only thing that flick is missing is Big Ben Healy!
The limo scene is in this clip:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FHOB7UWhRN8&feature=related
Best part has to be, "What's that smell? ......DOOOOOKIE!" I bet Oliver would be massively turned on by a dude being so scared of Hogan that he crapped his pants!
Wow, you guys weren't kidding. That bit where the Hulk bust out of the car gave me a fucking super boner. The hair metal ballad playing the background you got my penis blood pumping harder! Michael I demand that you make a No Holds Barred film with the Hulk this instance!
I found a website with an awesome review of No Holds Barred:
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/no-holds-barred/
The Iron Sheik does not like Hulk Hogan! I wonder if the Iron Sheik ever put Michael Oliver in the camel clutch, broke his back, then fucked him in the ass? Michael can you confirm/deny this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdlV7Qbgdyc
Someone whould discuss this over at Hulk Hogan's gay forum:
http://gayhulk.proboards81.com/
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