Friday, April 25, 2008

Michael Oliver's Acting Career Is In The Toilet!

Michael Oliver was one of the most versatile and sought-after child actors of the 1980s and early 1990s. He starred in many movies and TV shows. For all intents and purposes he was the "go to" child star to cast in any role requiring an ugly kid with red hair. As has been discussed below, he starred in numerous roles on Diff'rent Strokes, played a little girl on Small Wonder, was the title character completely sans-makeup in Mask, etc.

However, Michael Oliver Ponce's career has stalled over the past 10+ years, forcing him into his dead-end roadie job where he is apparently unable to shower or bathe for days on end, resulting in everyone at his concerts being able to smell his stank balls and ass from a distance of several yards. Ponce, you need to follow the lead of Ron Howard. He was the ugly red-headed kid on Happy Days and although he's even uglier now as a middle-aged adult, he is one of the most successful directors in Hollywood. Ponce, I hope you get it together soon!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Personally with the way Oliver smells I think in the toilet is exactly where Oliver wants to be.