Does Michaels Mullet Make Him a Sex Symbol?

I've been thinking long and HARD about Michael recently! I know that he's just about the perfect man, from his trollish appearance, rancid B.O., and monstrous forehead! But I keep coming back to that amazing mullet!!! I think the idea that I could after making sweet love to Micheal blow a massive load into that mullet is what really turns me on! I also dream about leaving a massive crap on Michaels bird chest then using that crusty, filthy mullet to wipe my ass with! Just the thought of it gets me super excited!!! Is anyone else as turned on by Michaels mullet as I am? Oh Micheal, if you're out there reading this please contact me to make all my dreams cum true!!!