Is Michael Oliver a Racist?

There was a heated altercation outside the Tomcats Theater in Hollywood on Wednesday, where Michael Oliver repeatedly rebuffed the advances of famed Hollywood she-male, Lavonne! Oliver continuously referred to LaVonne as a "piece of shit nig-nog", and threatened to curb-stomp her into Play-doh! Oliver, would you care to state your side of these proceedings before the steamroller of White Guilt takes you from us for all eternity? We would greatly appreciate your perspective on this burning issue!