Eats His Own Feces?

I have uncovered another uber hot story about Michael Oliver! According to my sources a few months back Michael thought he was gaining to much weight. Since he was on hiatus from the roadie world he found himself getting fat. Without the daily bouts of lugging speakers around and having tons of buttsex he put on quite a few pounds. To take off the weight he dedicated himself to only eating his own shit! I've heard that he may have contracted a disease or two from doing this, and his breath smelled worse then usual, but the diet was a total success!!!! Congrats Mike, on eating your own shit and dropping twenty pounds to maintain that frail figure that we queers so adore!