Michael, you already have met many of the requirements to be an icon of the gay community. You have rancid BO, horrible personal hygiene, a job as a roadie, and a sweet mullet. I think to sweeten the deal even further it would be great if you would grow a great set of mutton chops! I can't imagine how hot you would look with some terrific fire red chops! I would love to coat them in some man goo, and I'm sure with your bathing schedule they would quickly become hardened with dried man chowder and fecal remnants! Oh man I'm getting so excited thinking about it! Please get to work on this as quick as possible Mikey!
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