I've recently heard from good sources that Michael is currently living in the LA sewer. This would make sense as he already is known to smell like a sewer and his lack of any actually job must have him financially strapped. Can anyone confirm that beneath this manhole is Michael Olivers current home? Also, I have heard that Michael holds queer orgies in his sewer paradise on a regular basis. Can anyone confirm this, and if so how do I get an invite?
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Is it possible that if he has a badass sword and lives in the sewer, that he could be a ninja turtle?
I wonder if he has ever hooked up with a Ninja Turtle? I wonder if he has had a sword fight with Leonardo and got so excited that Leo shot green jizz all over the sewer? I would love to live in a sewer swimming amongst all those beautiful turds!
I'm thinking he's named after a really gay artist...
I have it on good authority that he was the disgraced 5th member of the Turtles, "Liberace". They kicked hom out after they caught him getting spit-roasted by Splinter and that big robot Krang used to pilot.
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