Friday, March 21, 2008

Michael Oliver in New Movie?

I've been hearing nothing about this new movie starring Michael Oliver but I have found a few tidbits about it. The movie is to be called "Solitaire"
http://www.heybirdyproductions.com/SOLITAIRE/castcrew.html

I love the pic they user for Michael! Mikey don't you think you may want to update your headshot?

This is the plot of Solitaire:
"Set in a future where the software and pharmaceutical industries are about to merge into one powerful entity, the story centers on a female computer engineer who is wrongly sent to an experimental prison."

More about the movie:
"SOLITAIRE
Remember the adorable
redhead from Problem Child?
Remember the
ridiculously cute kid from Kindergarten Cop?
Remember the kid that played
Alfalfa in the Little Rascals remake?
Remember
that ugly blonde chick from the band Twisted Sister?
What does any of this have to do with
anything?
One word:
Solitaire

Every child star and product of the 80’s is being rounded up to star in Solitaire; an extremely low budget movie that has high hopes of rekindling our love for our favorite child stars.
I have to admit, I’m very intrigued and somewhat excited about this movie’s release. Do you know how hard it is to find a recent picture of Michael Oliver at the age of 25? It’s a difficult task…I know. I lost sleep over it, INDEED.
Maybe these stars have a chance? I sure hope so… they deserve a chance to be more than a one hit wonder."

And Micheal Oliver's responses to these kind comments:

  1. "pc Says:

    just for the record, no. that ISN’T me. insofar as finding recent pictures is concerned, how would you feel if complete strangers were trying to find pictures of you, based on something 15 years ago?
    i like my quiet existence, and don’t consider myself a “one-hit-wonder”…i was just a kid that got lucky. nothing more."

  2. "pc Says:

    also…..solitaire may or may not happen. if i get another chance to have some fun, cool. if not, i won’t be stressing out about it.
    like i said, i’m happy with my quiet existence. i’ve already done the showbiz bit, and now i’m doing other things."

What an asshole! Trying to be all laid back about a new movie that people invested money in! Cool dude, I really don't give a shit if the people who put money and effort into a movie ever see any reward for it. It's no wonder Oliver hasn't worked as an actor in 15 years. At least he's finally out hitting the dumpster scene and doing something he's actually good at!





2 comments:

Anonymous said...

There better be a part for Big Ben Healy in that movie Junior!!!

Anonymous said...

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"Set in a future where the software and pharmaceutical industries are about to merge into one powerful entity, the story centers on a female computer engineer who is wrongly sent to an experimental prison."
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Too bad the film's plot isn't that instead of some shit about generation X (who fucking users that label anymore?) wasters stealing videos from video stores. Mikey, I demand that you star in a gay porn instead of this shit. I would gladly see any film featuring you in a homo-erotic situation at least 210 times!