Thursday, March 6, 2008

Michael Oliver Ponce's Meal?

Ponce, I heard that Big Ben Healy ate Taco Bell and then sprayed diarrhea all over the toilet bowl in the bathrooms off the set where Problem Child 2 was being filmed. The photo on the left was supposedly taken by Big Ben Healy with his portable camera so that he could show it off to his grandkids later. Please confirm that Big Ben walked you into the bathroom on a leash and then you eagerly got down on your knees and ate his watery feces. Did it taste good and did you wear a Red Lobster bib while chowing down on your meal? Please contact me to confirm the details.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ooh!

Anonymous said...

We know this one is true. If Michael would eat his own shit as a diet then he definitely would chow down on some Big Ben Healy feces! Big Ben did you have Gorditas, or a Burrito Supreme that day?

Anonymous said...

I eeT pOopEE tWo.