Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come to put a little Big Ben Healy into your sad wasted lives. Enjoy this scene from the documentary on my life, titled "The Problem Child", due to Mikey O. fucking me out of my mayoral race and ripping off fifty buck to buy Ninja Gaiden for Nintendo. You will PAY, MICHAEL!!!
In the meantime, enjoy this humorous clip.
Yours,
Benjamin Sophocles Healy, First Duke Healy
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Big Ben Healy kicks ass! I like the abuse he hurls on his son, John Ritter. "If that kid wasn't adopted, I'd swear he was your real son."
Oliver, why did you choose to wear that stupid bow tie to the baseball game? I guess you have been very secure in your homosexuality from a young age!
Big Ben's best movie is "Used Cars"- http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081698/. Gotta love Big Ben's name in that one, Kurt Russel is pretty good and the guy who played Squiggy is in it.
He was also great in Norm MacDonald's 1998 movie, "Dirty Work." When his son questioned him as to why he had an illegitimate child, Jack Warden's character replied,
"Back then we didn't have these fancy birth control methods. Like pulling out."
That's how Mirth Powers was born!
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