Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Recent Pictures of the Girl Whose Birthday Party Oliver Ruined!
Oliver, I found these recent pictures of Colby Kline, the girl whose birthday party you ruined! As one can see, she has become pretty hot since 1990 when Problem Child came out. I don't know what the deal is with those freckles or moles on her cheeks, but she's far better looking than you, a ginger fire-crotch! This girl wouldn't give you the time of day if she walked past you in the street. You probably don't care anyway because Big Ben Healy will always be your true love from the Problem Child cast, won't he?
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That mole is actually a cigarette burn from Big Ben Healy. Big Ben gave her a fine pounding and when she didn't get crazy enough for him he put his cigarette out on her face!The man is an animal!
According to her IMDB profile, Colby graduated from Northwestern University, one of the best universities in the country. Oliver, on the other hand, never went to college and is a roadie for a band. Gee, I wonder who has done more with their life since the Problem Child movie came out...
Do we even need to discuss the B.O. differences? I'm sure Colby bathes and smells nice while Oliver..........
I agree with big ben healy fan! Colby appears to have long and pretty brown hair which is probably nice and shiny and washed everyday. Michael Oliver, on the other hand, has a long greasy red mullet that is probably infested with lice and dried diarrhea and semen and is washed maybe one time every two or three weeks.
Colby probably smells like nice flowers on a spring day due to the perfumes and soaps she must use daily. Oliver, on the other hand, smells like sweaty balls and ass as confirmed by people who have been to concerts for his band.
Danger! Danger! Hetero Warning! Hetero Warning! Your hatred for Michael Oliver is in danger of leading you away from manass and Arabian Goggles! Beware!
After that second pic I had to quick go back and focus on Don Knotts to keep from going Hetero! That was a scary few seconds!
ROCCO
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