I've heard rumors that when Michael was younger he had a massive crush on Jason Batemen, co-star of his half brothers show, "The Hogan Family". I heard that Michael finally worked up the nerve to try to put the moves on Jason one day while Jason was hanging out with his former "Silver Spoons" buddy Ricky Schroeder. Michael asked if Jason wanted to go on a date and Jason immediately punched him in the cock and he and Ricky stomped on Michael until he was unconscious. They finished the beatdown by dropping trough and taking a dump on Michaels mullet! I've heard Michael has pined for Jason ever since!
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I heard that Mike O. was supposed to play the clueless queer Tobias on Arrested Development. But he was let go because of Michael and Jason Bateman's gay past. So they got David Cross to do the show.
David Cross is the man! I used to love Mr. Show! They had a lot of nice queer innuendo as well.
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