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Thursday, February 28, 2008
Michael Oliver, Scientologist?
Hey Michael, were you ever approached by Scientologists after Problem Child, or were you such a loser that they didn't even bother? Did Lord Xenu ever make you his concubine, and spit-roast you with John Travolta? Get back to me on this, you little fuck!
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I heard that Tom Cruise had Junior over the house and he put him in a pit and poked him with a stick. Later on Katie Holmes queefed on Junior to try to make him smell better but it didn't work!
1 comment:
I heard that Tom Cruise had Junior over the house and he put him in a pit and poked him with a stick. Later on Katie Holmes queefed on Junior to try to make him smell better but it didn't work!
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