Michael, is it true that you kept screwing up your lines during the filing of Problem Child 2, delaying the production of that movie? Is it also true that your screwups made Big Ben Healy get really mad because the delays you were causing meant that he had less free time to spend at the local strip clubs? Is it further true that after you screwed up your lines for the 10th time in a row, Big Ben Healy stormed out to the parking lot, tore a car antenna off a Ford station wagon and then ran over to you and started whipping you in the nuts with it, over and over until you passed out from pain?
Please get back to me with a confirmation and some details as soon as possible!
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I can indeed confirm the accuracy of this report. Although Mike was a pain in the ass the producers felt Big Ben had gone a bit overboard and made him sit in a "timeout" for 5 minutes. Big Ben lasted one minute, then shit in his hand and threw it at Mike hitting him square in the face. Everyone laughed and Big Ben's earlier transgression was forgotten!
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